Leverage · Season 1
[After capturing Flores]
Okay, don't blame yourselves for this. Ribera makes sure I stay safe so I make sure he stays president. Actually, to be fair, I wouldn't have found Flores if you hadn't contacted him, so go ahead and do blame yourselves.
Now, we've been in this situation before, I pushed you into it.
You were drunk. Suuuuper drunk.
Thanks, Parker. I remember that.
Let's go steal a country.
No, no, no. This guy's awful.
I have to agree with Nate. And you know how much I hate doing that.
Nate, I have to say, of all the deceitful, unprincipled, corrupt things I've done in my entire life, nothing's as bad as--
Politics?
I can't even say it.
Nate, if stealing a country was easy, everyone would do it.
I think I hate you.
You know, I'm okay with that.
[After capturing Nate]
Okay, I have CNN, I have BBC, I have the UN election inspection general all calling for my blood. Can I kill him yet?
Who are you?
I'm supposed to tell you, 'we'd be the Cavalry'.
Spencer.
I have the media. I have the guns. I have the--the government!
You know what I have? I have a 24-year-old genius with a smartphone and a problem with authority. You really never stood a chance.
Don't cry for me, San Lorenzo.
You are utterly unclear on how to be dead. This is the second time in two years you've shown up at your own funeral.
Yeah, you have every right to be proud.
I am. I'm proud. You know, we didn't just con someone, we built something.
Well, we did subvert democracy.
Ugh. Eggs, omelet.
Dude, let go.
[Hugs Eliot] I'm just so damn cold.
I don't care, man.
Just please set me on fire. Do something. I;m all shivering, and I think one of my nipples fell off, 'cause the sensations... man.
Don't tell me stuff like that!
Okay, Parker listen; you can climb a mountain, right?
I climb skyscrapers. You can walk up a mountain.
It's not the same. Are there avalanches on skyscrapers?
No, but that would be so cool.
Just how dangerous is this gig you took without checking with us first??
Yeah, uh...
[Flashback to Boston]
Ridiculously dangerous! It's like a danger cupcake with murder icing. Man, that is 20,000 feet high. Only half the people who try actually make it to the top.
But t-t-they figure that Alan Scott died on the way back down, just hours above the base camp here. (uses computer to illustrate)
I'm sorry... died on the way down? That's why black people don't climb nothin'! You know there's like a hundred dead people scattered all over that rock. That's nasty. (pulls up an article about millionaires barely escaping death) These millionaires, man, they go up these mountains just to have fun, and people die trying to drag their ass back down. But, oh, happy day, because the rich guy got saved.
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