[While searching for Hurley's hotel room, Eliot offers Hardison relationship advice]
This about the guy that Parker took the picture with?
Yes, it's about the guy that Parker took the picture with. Who goes to a cocktail lounge in a tuxedo -- who do you think he is?
I don't know, man. I mean, what do you want me to do?
He's not even her type, did you see him? She likes chocolate, you know she likes chocolate. You saw her at the Chocolate Festival, she was eating chocolate! Gettin' it!
Gettin' it!
Maybe every once in a while take the hoodie off, put a suit on, maybe light some candles, back away from "Witch of Warcraft" and take care of…
I'm 'bout sick of you and all my games, it makes…
[Hardison starts to open the door to Hurley's room]
Hang on…
What!?
Why's it dark?
I don't know.
[Gunshots fire from inside the room]
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