Sophie quotes from Leverage

Look. This is the real bottle.

Sophie

Yeah, yes, yes, I’m sure you’re right. I just... You know, wine fraud is a pernicious business. My ex-boyfriend, ah. He turned out to be a big disappointment. Half his collection was fake.

Make the man doubt his own wine and his manhood? Damn.

Sophie

I'll taste it.

Oh, that's my masterpiece right there.

Wine as sweet as my orange soda.

Sophie

My teeth ache!

Sophie

The money you gave them.

I may habe found a buyer for the Jefferson bottle.

Sophie

It’s not Hardison’s brew, is it?

Certainly not. In memory of Kristin’s father... and in honor of good friends.

Sophie

And with hope for the future. (drinks wine) Wow. That’s amazing. It tastes...

Special.

Sophie

You said you found a buyer for the bottle. You didn’t say “wine”. You said “the Jefferson bottle”.

I meant wine when I said bottle. I mean, it’s not like the next buyer is ever going to taste the wine. It’s too valuable. No, of course I meant (clears throat) wine.

Sophie

You mean... we are drinking the world’s most expensive wine?

You’re the wine expert.

Sophie

And you’re never gonna tell me, are you?

I do know the difference between what’s real and what’s fake.

I'm saying that we, uh, I think we went overboard on Christmas gifts last year.

Parker

Nate, I love my ECOSSE motorcycle from last Christmas, compliments of my Santa baby.

Eliot

You spent $100,000 on a motorcycle?

Don't hate the gift. Hate the elf.

Eliot

I do hate the elf.

Parker

So are you saying no Christmas presents at all? Not even something small?

No gifts.

Parker

But... How are we supposed to do Christmas without any presents?

Sophie

Let's just put a limit on spending. Lets say $1,000 (Nate clears his throat.) $100 a (Nate clears his throat.) $50 bucks a person.

Parker

Fine. Whatever.

I was talking to Parker, and, I mean, we're a little down about Christmas. We think...we're...kind of ruining the holiday or something.

Hardison, Christmas was pre-ruined. You know how it began?

Sophie

[gasping] No.

Yeah, it was a fat guy in a chimney.

Christmas began as a pagan, pre-Roman feast involving the sacrifice of children. Ho-ho-ho. [walks away]

Is he serious?

I mean, dang, I feel like I just got sucker-punched by an elf-hating, Scrooge-loving, no-gift-giving anti-Claus. I mean, am I bleeding?

Sophie

Little bit.

Sophie

I think we should give each other some trust for Christmas.

Parker

What? Like that willow exercise where you fall back and the other person catches you?

Sophie

No, not like that.

Parker

Good, because I did that once, and I dropped the person, and they had to get stitches.

Still hurts.

Parker

I know.

Do you miss it?

Sophie

mnh-mnh

No? Not even a little?

Sophie

My acting talents are best served relieving people of their wallets. I really like it on this side of the stage. I... I love it. For the first time in my life, I'm exactly where I belong.

There it is man. They Holy grail.

Parker

A thousand bad guys.

Eliot

A lot of revenge in there, just waiting on a righteous man to take a swing.

Yeah. That man's not gonna be me. We're out. Done.

Sophie

We?

Well... That depends on - On what you say next, of course. (Nate dims the lights)

Sophie

What? Huh?

For five years I've been, I've been...

Drunk.

Parker

Lying.

You've been an ornery bastard.

Yeah, yeah. All that, all that. But you, you have always, always had my back. Now - be on my side?

Sophie

[about the ring] Did you steal it?

No!

Sophie

Because that would be more romantic, right, Parker?

I'll, uh. I'll steal the, um, First anniversary ring. Now can I get up?

Parker

No. You've got to say it.

What?

Parker

Say the thing.

What thing? Oh, The thing. Oh, uh, yeah. Will you marry me, Laura?

Sophie

Yes. Yes.

You know this was your crusade. Now this is our war.

Sophie

Promise me, you'll keep them safe.

Eliot

Till my dying day.

You know, Eliot, I'd say, call if you need anything, but you never, never need anything.

Eliot

Yeah, I did. Thanks to you, I don't have to search anymore.

[to Hardison] You're the smartest man I know. Don't get cocky.

It's a little late for that.

Parker

So, you're really going?

Sophie

How does that make you feel?

Parker

I think I'm okay with it. Yeah, I'm okay with it.

That's why we can go.

Sophie

You do know that Laura is not my real name, don't you?

I do.