Hardison, Nate and others in “Unfinished Business”

I was talking to Parker, and, I mean, we're a little down about Christmas. We think...we're...kind of ruining the holiday or something.

Hardison, Christmas was pre-ruined. You know how it began?

Sophie

[gasping] No.

Yeah, it was a fat guy in a chimney.

Christmas began as a pagan, pre-Roman feast involving the sacrifice of children. Ho-ho-ho. [walks away]

Is he serious?

I mean, dang, I feel like I just got sucker-punched by an elf-hating, Scrooge-loving, no-gift-giving anti-Claus. I mean, am I bleeding?

Sophie

Little bit.