Sophie quotes from Leverage

Sophie

Off to the US Patent Office, then. Let's go steal a--

Parker

Let's go steal a time machine.

Eliot

No, you don't steal--

Parker

I'm gonna steal the time machine.

Sophie

Him? [Jimmy] You came to rescue him?

Parker

You said never again. I remember.

Although he does provide a window into your distant and withholding management style. I'm just sayin'.

Sophie

I don't have a lot of rules in this world. Three, actually: Don't count the money until after the con, know when to walk away from the con.

The Gambler? You're basing your life philosophy on a Kenny Rogers song?

My wife? You recruited my wife as your backup?

Sophie

Ex! He never says ex-wife.

Maggie

I always do.

You underestimate me.

Sophie

Last time I underestimated you I was right.

Sophie

Well, that was a spectacularly awful plan.

Lucky you showed up then.

Hey. Let's go break the law.

Sophie

Mm. Just one more time?

Oh, a few more times.

Sophie

That was the con I used to sell the Brooklyn Bridge the year we met!

I know. That's why I did it.

Sophie

That's romantic.

Sophie

We're gonna have to have a serious talk about moving somewhere with less rain.

London has rain.

Sophie

No, London has fog. Fog is mysterious. Rain just ruins my hair.

Sophie

It's gets worse. Tomorrow, the board of directors are voting on a merger with two passenger airlines. And Roemer's gonna move the maintenance to his Mexico facility. The next time one of his planes falls out of the sky, it's gonna be full of people.

Okay. [to Nate] Nate, I realize this is the kind of guy that makes you very angry. Please do not do what I think you're about to do.

Sophie

I blame you.

Me? I didn't tell the man to run a scam using the biggest airplane on earth.

Sophie

Why are you okay with this? You seem perfectly happy to be in this...town.

Parker

We're here.

Sophie

Yeah, I know. "We're here, get used to it."

Parker

No. We're here. Us.

Sophie

Oh. That's sweet.

Parker

Yeah. Me and my money, Hardison and Eliot, Nate and you.

Sophie

Yeah? Parker, why does the money always come before the people?

Sophie

Fights in every period, even on power plays?

How would you even know what...?

Sophie

I thought this guy was like a minor-league hammer, you know like Dave the Hammer Schultz?

Who is she...?

Sophie

What? Oh, a girl can't watch hockey?

What did you steal?

Sophie

[quietly] Something...hockey related. A certain...trophy.

No you didn't. No, not the Stanley Cup. No. I saw it last year in Boston.

Sophie

No, that was a fake.

It wasn't a fake.

Sophie

And not a very good one, no, no, no, sorry. My engraver was awful.

Okay, so where's the real one?

Sophie

[in her con voice] I don't remember.

Are you messing with me?

Sophie

When did I ever lie about a grift?

All right, so tell.... Tell me where it is.

Sophie

Oh. There's Vlad.

So, is it, um, someplace warm?

Sophie

I don't remember

Hm. Is it in Boston?

Sophie

Nate, I don't remember.

Are you sure it's the Stanley Cup?

Sophie

That I remember.

Where's the last place you remember having it?

Sophie

[Smiles] I don't remember.

Sophie

Are you having a staring contest with a turtle?

No, I just won a staring contest with a turtle.

Sophie

Is it weird that I find that oddly attractive?

What kind of guy names a toilet after himself?

Sophie

Someone who cares more about fame than respect, that's for sure.