Nate quotes from Leverage

No, no, no, this. No, no, guys.

Sophie

Oh, come on. Your father had a poker game for 30 years. Police, criminals at the same table. This is good for you.

(laughs) Yeah, yes, I want to be like my father. Good insight, Sophie.

Parker

You remember Peggy from that jury duty job? Technically, she’s Alice’s friend, but --

You’re Alice.

You’re Alice, actually.

Parker

She moved here from Boston last year so we've been doing brunch and other normal people stuff.

Sophie

And we're very proud of you.

Parker

Well, brunch isn't hard. I mean, there are forks.

So the local branch of the cartel is gonna take delivery of the drugs and kill Hurley to cover their tracks.

What do the Irish want?

That's a lot of killing me in there

Nate, I know I'm not your friend, but I want you to know, you are my friend.

Thanks.

Why is there a nun's habit without the nun?

Rapture!

Go ahead, say it. Go ahead.

Sophie

I-I’m just saying--

Saying what?

Sophie

--he loves her.

Oh, come on. Men like that treat people like possessions. You should know that.

Sophie

Oh, just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he’s heartless.

Of all people, you’re actually --

Sophie

He was wrecked. You don’t have a romantic bone in your body.

Oh, really?

Sophie

And you’re one to laugh. You don’t even bother to learn their names. They’re just waitress, nurse, stewardess.

Eliot

First of all, it’s flight attendant, all right? They don’t like being called stewardess. And, second, I know their names.

Sophie

What?

What?

Parker

Three-way fight?

Parker

Ooh, sparkly.

Parker, no burgling.

Parker

But these jewels are just asking to be taken.

In my dealings, I've discovered an innocent who's been wronged. An engineer's invention was stolen by a corporation. If you and your team acquire the patent, you can prove the company owes him millions.

[scoffs] You make a few investments ahead of time, bet against our opponents.

A finder's fee. You punish. I profit.

This is my shot. This time I run the con.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes

Oh, boy.

It's all on you, Hardison.

How am I gonna do this?

You're the puppet master. Pull your strings.

You never count on the perfect plan. The perfect plan, it has too many moving parts, and it's... you got to expect the perfect plan to fail. I mean, that's what I do.

Then what do you count on?

I count on the simplest and ugliest plan, not plan "A," no, but, like, plan "G," for example. I start with plan "G." Now, the quick, simple, ugly plan that I know is going to work if everything goes bad.

Right now, I have to get inside that building.

What's your plan?

Well, I'm gonna pull the fire alarm, then go in as my arson-investigator alias.

Eliot

Frank Petrino? The arson investigator with the limp?

I didn't say it was a great plan.

All right, so Sophie says the FBI has 20 men on the north side, 15 on the south, 22 on the east, and 16 on the west.

Parker

She can see all that?

Well, you know, you steal paintings for a living, you learn how to count security.

Do you remember when I said to you, next time we would meet, that I wouldn't be so nice?

Yeah.

Okay. Welcome to the next time.

[upon entering the old subway tunnels where the team has set up shop] YOU GOT ME A BATCAVE? [jumping around excitedly] A BATCAVE!

No, I did not.

Yeah, this is totally a Batcave. Okay, you guys suck a little less now.