Nate quotes from Leverage

You didn't kill the man who let your son die.

My son would be ashamed of me if I turned into a killer.

Yes...right.

[points the gun at him] My father, on the other hand, would buy me an ice cream.

Sophie

I don't have a lot of rules in this world. Three, actually: Don't count the money until after the con, know when to walk away from the con.

The Gambler? You're basing your life philosophy on a Kenny Rogers song?

My wife? You recruited my wife as your backup?

Sophie

Ex! He never says ex-wife.

Maggie

I always do.

You don't want to kill me. It was him. He blackmailed me into helping him.

No.

You let me go, I'll make it up to you, I swear.

Oh, you're saying kill Dubenich and let you go?

Yes. Yes.

Hang it on him?

Yes.

Oh, yes, ex-con with fraud convictions, make him the fall guy. You get a bunch of lawyers and start over. I see how that could all work out for you. It's pretty perfect, because with Dubenich dead, there'd be nobody to contradict your story, right? So all your problems would be solved.

That's right! You kill me, he starts over! He's the CEO of a powerful company. He could do a lot of harm to a lot of people. Nate. He sent your father into the warehouse.

So kill Latimer and let you go? Yeah, well, that way, I mean, there would be no one to tie you to the illegal trades. And, I mean, you're smart. You'd find the cash and the diamonds that he hid. So with Latimer dead, you'd go free. But the problem that I'm having with all of this is if only one of you dies, the other will go free! I got five bullets! Who would like to go first?

Sophie

Well, that was a spectacularly awful plan.

Lucky you showed up then.

Hey. Let's go break the law.

Sophie

Mm. Just one more time?

Oh, a few more times.

Sophie

That was the con I used to sell the Brooklyn Bridge the year we met!

I know. That's why I did it.

Sophie

That's romantic.

He's nowhere near his office. I don't know, we're at some sort of museum.

What kind of museum?

You know, the kind that has a 747 on the top of it. Portland is, uh...odd.

[to Scott Roemer] Global Transit? Yeah, we've done some business together.

[over comms] Nate, please do not introduce yourself. Like I said, I have no IDs that--

Tommy Mackinaw. Mackinaw Import/Export. Nice to meet you.

Yes. Please. Thank you. Do go ahead and pick the one name on earth that does not exist.

Sophie

Fights in every period, even on power plays?

How would you even know what...?

Sophie

I thought this guy was like a minor-league hammer, you know like Dave the Hammer Schultz?

Who is she...?

Sophie

What? Oh, a girl can't watch hockey?

What did you steal?

Sophie

[quietly] Something...hockey related. A certain...trophy.

No you didn't. No, not the Stanley Cup. No. I saw it last year in Boston.

Sophie

No, that was a fake.

It wasn't a fake.

Sophie

And not a very good one, no, no, no, sorry. My engraver was awful.

Okay, so where's the real one?

Sophie

[in her con voice] I don't remember.

Are you messing with me?

Sophie

When did I ever lie about a grift?

All right, so tell.... Tell me where it is.

Sophie

Oh. There's Vlad.

So, is it, um, someplace warm?

Sophie

I don't remember

Hm. Is it in Boston?

Sophie

Nate, I don't remember.

Are you sure it's the Stanley Cup?

Sophie

That I remember.

Where's the last place you remember having it?

Sophie

[Smiles] I don't remember.

Sophie

Are you having a staring contest with a turtle?

No, I just won a staring contest with a turtle.

Sophie

Is it weird that I find that oddly attractive?

Sophie

Why would someone dedicate so much time listening to nothing?

For the hope of what they might hear.

Okay. We need to fix this. We need to give our client back his reputation.

Parker

How do we do that?

By making Kanack insane.

[grinning] And he's back.

Sophie

Just so you know, I really, really hate you.

[chuckles] Hm! Don't worry. It's perfectly safe. [pause] Ish.

Sophie

That is the last time I lie about playing Peter Pan on Broadway!

I programmed the electronic and the lighting to go haywire intermittently for the rest of the night.

Good.

You don't think he'll try to leave?

[In terror] No!

Would you?