Legends of Tomorrow quotes

Zari

Prudence, listen to me. This isn't who you are. You're a good person.

He tried to kill my mother. This town, these people, they've killed so many others already. They deserve to burn.

Zari

And they will pay for their ignorance, but not like that.

Fairy Godmother

How else will they learn, dearie? If these people aren't taught a lesson today, they will go and hurt others for days and years to come. You come from the future. Can you honestly tell this child that the hearts of men change in all that time?

Do they?

Zari

No, they don't. People always fear what they don't understand. And that fear turns them into monsters. But we can't let it turn us into monsters, too. We have to be better than them.

Gary

Buckle up, Nate, it's Taco Monday.

Nate

Instead of Taco Tuesday?

Gary

Oh, we dare to defy.

Charlie

What happened to your old crew? [shows a tabloid cover of the Legends dressed in their disco outfits from "Here I Go Again"]

Ray

Well, Sara met a special someone, and they're trying to make it work.

Charlie

Oh, that'll kill a band.

Ray

Mmm. My best friend Nate, he, uh, has a desk job. And Amaya,... Well, she's gone. And I actually really miss her. She was kind of our moral compass. Helped us do the right thing when it wasn't always easy to do the right thing.

Charlie

I never knew disco could get so barmy.

Ray

Heh. Yeah, I guess the way we did it, it did get pretty "bah-my".

Charlie

I'll show you what a real monster looks like. [shapeshifts to Sara] Like this. [to Mick] Like someone who'd rather do what's easy [to Zari] than figure out what's right. [to Constantine] Someone who'd send an innocent to Hell.

Constantine

[to the others] Don't fall for its bloody parlour tricks.

Charlie

Ray said your team's moral compass is missing. [shapeshifts to Amaya in her disco look] Can you send her to Hell?

Ray

We can't just leave (Charlie) locked in there forever.

Sara

You are on thin ice in terms of what we can and can not do. Those punks were a bad influence on you.

Ray

Uh, well, huh, maybe you just don't know as much about me as you think you do.

Sara

You are an Eagle Scout. Former CEO of PalmerTech. Your favorite musical is Singin' in the Rain. You're allergic to cats and Grod, and you were knighted by Queen Guinevere "Sir Raymond of the Palms".

Ray

Okay, so you know a lot.

Sara

Yeah.

Zari

Hey, you got a minute? I just wanted to say, about the pub–

Constantine

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Listen, if you need to have some weepy heart-to-heart end-of-the-mission hugfest where you tell me that my problems are your problems and that happiness is just one friend away and all that bollocks, don't bother, yeah?

Zari

Hey. You don't know me. I wouldn't do that. That would be lame.

Constantine

So, any idea of what kind of foul beast we're up against, then?

Ava

Well, based on [knowing look to Sara] research Sara and I have been doing, we could be looking for a swampy monster thing.

Sara

According to the timeline, before the end of summer, several kids went missing, never to be seen again.

Constantine

Well, I happen to know a swamp thing. But then again, Maine is way too far north for that muppet.

I'm sorry. Couldn't help but admire your lanyard. Did you make that yourself?

Ray

Oh. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, along with twenty-one required merit badges. I also went on to get certification in nuclear science and dentistry.

Oh, snap! I've got some serious competition for "Coolest councilor" this summer, huh? [to Sara] What about you? You got any special skills?

Sara

[clearly not taken with Chad] Martial arts.

[makes a lame martial arts pose] Huwaa! [laughs] Sorry, it's just so fresh. [does air karate chops] Jackie Chan, you know.

Sara

[still unimpressed] I prefer knives and swords.

Right, yeah. Point taken. [laughs]

Charlie

Bloke like you doesn't strike me as a jailer. I believe we're more alike than you think. You look like you've been on the inside.

Mick

That's right.

Charlie

Then how do you sleep at night? Hanging out with these jailer-mates of yours?

Mick

Alcohol.

Mick

You must've had balls to survive that hellhole.

Charlie

Did what I had to. Shapeshifted into whatever monster would keep the others off my back. You know exactly what it's like. Pretending to be something worse than you are to survive.

Mick

Well, there's that. And there's finding someone you trust. I did time in Supermax with my old partner. It's hard to plot against a team.

Charlie

I spent all my time shapeshifting and running. I never stuck around one place long enough to find anyone who I could trust.

Mick

Well,... you gotta start somewhere.

Ray

You know, there are other dabblers in the Dark Arts out there who think that I'm all right.

Constantine

What, referring to Nora Darhk, are we? You best stay away from that witch, mate. Not even your big heart can keep you safe from someone who's wrestled with literal demons.

Ray

What about you? You're one of us now. You even dressed up, for a little while. You've wrestled with demons and you're good–

Constantine

Listen to me, all right? You know... I had a friend like you. Someone good, someone... who trusted me. Be smarter than him, all right? Save yourself, Ray Palmer. Because people like me and Nora Darhk, we're bloody hell for people like you.

Sara

[after seeing film footage of Tagumo] Guys. I think we're gonna need a bigger timeship.

Gary

[upon seeing the fugitives have escaped] I am so f-f-f-fired.

Constantine

[to Nora Darhk] Girl, listen to me, listen to me. As smart as Ray is, he doesn't understand what you're about to do. Choosing a life of magic, you're either all in or you're not. There's no half-measures. And you and I both know it never leads to a happy ending. [shows Nora visions of a handsome black man] So if you're gonna do this... you don't do it for Ray. You don't do it for me. You do it for yourself, all right? It's your choice. [starts to lose consciousness] Your choice... it's your choice. [passes out]

Why couldn't I just tell sober, grounded stories instead of indulging in these silly monsters?

Mick

Sober and grounded's boring. You had a story to tell and you told it. You brought that monster to life. And don't pretend for a second you're not a little bit proud.

I was so afraid of what people would think of my creation. And now that it's here in the flesh,...

Mick

Story complete.

And I... no longer have to fear... what was locked inside my head.

Mick

No. No, you don't.