[Ray rescues Gary from injury during a fight between the Legends and a squad of Ava clones.]
This is the second worst attack of the clones I've seen.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Kuasa has interceded between Mallus and the Legends.]
MMallus
[speaking through Nora Darhk] I gave you LIFE, Kuasa! Offered you real power.
KKuasa
Family is true power. I know you're in there somewhere, Nora. [Nora's eyes revert to normal] You have your father, I have my grandmother. We don't have to become our demons.
I like my demons. [uses magic to forcibly extract the Water totem from Kuasa's body]
Look, you didn't tell us you were buying us time with your life.
Listen carefully. This gambit will not kill Mallus, it will only delay him long enough for you to make an escape.
There has to be another way.
No. There isn't. It's all right, Sara. I should very much like to see my wife and son again. I will miss you, Captain Lance. You and the rest of the Legends. My one hope is that you all live up to that name.
Look, just somebody's gotta say it, so I'm gonna say it–
This is all our fault.
Apparently I'm not gonna say it, but... yeah. We let Mallus out.
Well, whose stupid idea was it to fight him with some... magic necklaces?
It wasn't the totems that failed. It was us.
Yeah, we might want to rethink that whole "We screw up things for the better" motto.
Well, I hope you're here to make good on your promise and kill me. Which would work out for both of us. Be a real win-win.
Mercy killing's not my style. Even if it was... you don't deserve my mercy. You deserve to live out the rest of your days knowing that you destroyed your own daughter.
[to the assembled Legends and their allies] All right. We're facing an army of Romans, Vikings, and pirates. But you know what today is? Today is the day that we prove that Rip did not sacrifice his life in vain. And today is the day that we prove that we are not losers. And today is the day that we earn the name "Legends". [toasts with a glass of whiskey, then downs it while the others cheer] Now, how do we sneak out the back?
I need a word with you sorry lot. [throws down a large bundle and removes the covering, revealing a decapitated dragon's head] Now, whose brilliant idea was it to let an ancient demon out of his bloody cage?
[thumbing at Sara] Sara's.
Well, you opened the door, love. And Mallus wasn't the only thing that got out.
[The Legends have infiltrated the Beatles' first American arrival.]
Hey, Z. If you had to sleep with one, which one would it be?
How can you even tell them apart?
Well, Paul is the cute one, George is the quiet one, there's Ringo --
I never met an Englishman I haven't wanted to punch in the face.
Relax, Mick. If it wasn't for the British Invasion, there'd be no Rolling Stones, no Led Zep,.... no Black Sabbath.
Black Sabbath.
Nope.
Well, then, we ... we need to protect these mopheads from whatever's screwing up history.
That's right, Mick.
Look, this is your bloody mess, Sara, so stop playing tiddlywinks with the missus and get ready for the fight that's coming.
What if this is who I am now?
Really? [whistles] This is who you are. Fuzzy throws and... fluffy pink slippers.
I like my pink fluffy slippers.
I'm just trying to look after you, love. You and I are similar. We're both survivors, but our survival comes at a terrible cost. Look, you can take it from a man who's caused nothing but misery to everyone he's ever loved. Trust me. End it with Ava before it's too late.
You ever think that you cause misery not because of some romantic "I was born to walk alone" crap, but because you're an ass who doesn't know how to trust people?
You know, I trust. The people around me get hurt, killed or far, far worse.
You think that I'm not scared? That I don't know grief? I'm not willing to turn my back on life, because that is exactly what you're doing, John. Our friends and family, they don't make us weaker, they make us stronger. You know what you need? You need to be a part of a team.
This is King Solomon's original grimoire. The oldest magical textbook in existence. Now, if there is a spell to quell our equine friend, it'll be in here.
Well, not to pressure you, but the entire fate of the sexual revolution is in the balance here.
That is my favorite revolution.
I thought that's why we had Constantine.
Yeah,... about that. Constantine is–
[entering the bridge dragging a steamer trunk] –tired, hung over, and in need of a stiff one. Dealer's choice as to what that's a euphemism for.
Well, I decided to extend my trip to 2018, and I may possibly be living a little bit at the Bureau.
You couldn't spring for a hotel?
Well, here's a fun fact about staying in the present: it costs money. And as a Legend, your salary is the... friendships you make along the way.
Got'cha.
Prudence, this is your fairy godmother?
PPrudence
Yes. She protects me.
By hurting other people.
Not at all. I only want to help little Prudence. For you see,
[sings] There are times the world is scary.
Times the world is BAD.
But when your godmother's a fairy,
there's no reason to be saaaaaaad.
Is that music?
[continuing her song]
Oh, fear not if things don't look to be
the way that you preferred.
Just make a wish and look to me.
I'll sing these magic words–
Shut up.
Well, I didn't want her to stop singing.
All I want is to make the world a happier place.
Well, you got (Prudence's) mother thrown in the bloody clink. And what about that bloke who had his eyes pecked out of his skull, eh?
[hard] That man was a liar. They are all liars. And simple-minded pests like that must be taught a lesson.
Ooo, "pests". Intriguing choice of words.
Before Prudence, all the girls I helped were just take, take, take. "I want a new dress, godmother." "I want to go to the ball, godmother." So I gave and I gave, no matter how absurd the request. I mean, who would ever choose to wear glass slippers? Imagine the blisters! And what did I get in return? A thousand years locked away in a dank and miserable dimension.
So it was humans who put you away, eh? Well, it serves you right, you bitter old nag. You don't want Prudence happy. You want her raging. That's how you settle the score, by using a child's anger to rain down hellfire on those poor bastards out there.
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