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[Assassin Darhk is speaking with Damien Darhk on the phone.]
I have the girl.
Nora. If you hurt her, I swear--
Meet me on the rooftop of the Schneider Cement building. An even exchange. Her life for the scientist. [hangs up]
I am gonna kick my ass!
Wally! Hey. I just wanted to say "Good job" out there. Are you sticking around?
Um... no. I-I might join Rip at the Time Bureau instead.
Hm. Right. Yeah, I mean, I get that, if you want to go hang out with a bunch of stiffs instead of the cool kids, but yeah.
Well, I'm kinda getting, like, a weird vibe here. Like, I feel like Mick and Zari both hate me already, and the others are probably not that far behind. So...
So what? I mean, when Nate first arrived, he threw Ray into the Temporal Zone. Amaya beat everybody up. Zari tricked us into pulling off a heist. And Mick, well,... he's betrayed us at least ten times. I mean, we're kind of like, uh... the All-Stars of bad first impressions, so... I think you'd fit in great.
[walking in with Wally] Which brings us to the kitchen. We divvy up cleaning duties by Ray's chore wheel, which uses a complex system I pretend to not understand until he eventually does my chores for me.
[looking at the chore wheel] "Wipe down the food fabricator".
Bet you thought time travel would be seeing Woodstock, saving Shakespeare, and having ethical debates while standing over a baby Hitler. Trust me, it takes time to get used to–
[Wally cleans the entire kitchen and dining area at super-speed.]
Cool. So what's next?
It's gonna take time for me to get used to life with a speedster.
All right, let's go check this out. We need to find Elvis before panic sets in.
Elvis Presley's uncle preached at the Church of Zion every Sunday. The boy never missed a service.
You heard the lady. [Everyone just stares silently at Sara.] What? Why are you staring at me?
You know, we're waiting for you to... do the thing you do.
What thing?
You know. You usually send us into the field with a little more pizzazz.
[rolls her eyes, sighs, and turns to leave.] Okay, Legends, put on your Sunday best because we are going to church!
[off everyone else's approval] That's pretty good.
Amen!
So Elvis is the bearer of the long-lost sixth totem. Consider me all shook up.
So he has to join the team, right? I mean, we can't defeat Mallus unless we have the full set. I mean, we can get Gideon to fabricate him a spangly jumpsuit, he'll fit right in.
I can't wait for you to see Elvis live. It's going to change your life.
You really believe my life can be changed by one song.
Of course. Music is so much more than just song. Music's about identity. It's hearing a track for the first time and you think to yourself, "Wow, this is who I am." And I don't care how long it takes, we're gonna find your music, whether it be rock and roll or, God forbid, Ska.
I might actually know what you're going through. You see, my Dad, he came into my life pretty late. We couldn't always figure each other out. We didn't always know how to fit into each other's lives, until I knew I just had to go and set out on my own.
Truly sorry to hear that, son.
I think you might be afraid that you're losing your nephew. But if you both could just try to understand each other, you might actually find something new between the two of you. You might... might even find something really special. Now I know someone that would love to play that record, if you're ready to give it a chance. And a lot of young souls would be moved by your nephew's voice.
[After considering briefly, Lucius gives the record to Wally.]
Mysterious ways indeed.
Hey, uh, what happens if we don't repair history?
Working theory: time is frappéd together like a smoothie. So instead of just dealing with Julius Caesar in Aruba, we have to fight off Genghis Khan, a herd of woolly mammoths, and a swarm of locusts from the Old Testament.
And Mallus is freed from time jail so he can rule over this giant mess.
So, worse than Flashpoint.
Uh, is that what we're calling the thing that Barry did? Oh, I think it's something similar.
[Zari and Amaya are returning from a mission.]
Wait. So the Mona Lisa was a self-portrait?
Da Vinci in drag.
Wow.
There isn't exactly a paint-by-numbers spell for locating a spaceship floating through a temporal stream. My business card says "Master of the Dark Arts", not Doctor bloody what's-his-face.
Who?
Who.
Exactly.
This totem wasn't meant for me. You have to use it.
Forget it.
You spent your entire life obsessed with fire and heat. What if this is the reason why.
How may times do I have to tell you, I'm not a hero! Sara's a hero. And look what the Death totem did to her.
That was the work of Mallus. Most people who've seen what you've seen would've succumbed to darkness, but you didn't. You chose to become a Legend. You may try and hide it, Mick, but you're a good man.
You know, there's a reason why I prefer to walk this path alone. It's, uh... so I don't have to share with anyone how lost I really am. But you're not alone, are you Sara?
Maybe I should be.
She's a good one (Ava). Try not to hurt her.
That's what I'm afraid of.
There you are, Mick. You ready?
For what?
Training. Do you remember? We spoke about learning to harness the powers of the totem.
Hmm. I know a neat trick. [extends his index finger] Pull my finger.
What?
Pull my finger. [Amaya reaches for Mick's finger]
Do not pull his finger. Let's just say hot dogs aren't the only thing he's learned how to light on fire.
[Sara, Ray and Gary have discovered a world with several Ava Sharpes on the streets.]
What kind of world is this? Paradise?
I'm surrounded by my exes, Gary. This is Hell.
[talking about Nate] He's not my grandfather. Every moment that you spend with him is a threat to our entire family's future.
How can you be so selfish?
You're the selfish one. Our family's destruction looms in 1992. You promised you'd save us. And yet you continuously search for ways to abandon your family and Zambesi.
I have done everything in my power to try and redeem you. And in doing so, Mari got hurt. She understands that being a totem-bearer means protecting all people, not just our own. It's no wonder this totem ended up with Mari and not you. You're beyond redemption.
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