John Constantine quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Astra

You just can't stay away, can you?

Careful, he's still got one bullet left.

Astra

I appreciate your concern, Benjamin, but I'm not worried about him. We're old friends, aren't we, Johnny? So, why don't you tell me what you came all the way down here for?

Constantine

I came all the way down here to tell you... [wavering, he lowers the Hell gun] ...that I'm not giving up on you. And even if it takes me 'till the end of my days, I promise you that I will find a way.

Astra

Another meaningless promise made by the great John Constantine. You've gone soft. [she and Bugsy laugh, and Constantine snickers sardonically]

Constantine

Not that soft. [shoots Bugsy] This one's for Jeanie.

Constantine

Spare me the sendoff, Lance. I'm leaving before you and your band of botherers can suck me into another world-saving sing-along.

Sara

Actually, I was just gonna say we're still waiting for you to move out. There's a box in the library labeled "Arcana" that's been sitting there for months.

Constantine

I'd avoid touching that if I was you.

Sara

Yeah, Behrad already tried to move it, and now he thinks he's being haunted by a forlorn mariner.

Constantine

And he's right, but I can't stick around to help the bloke.

Gideon

As you can see from his chest x-ray, Mr. Constantine has a very aggressive form of lung cancer. I'm afraid it's terminal.

Constantine

[flicks open his lighter and prepares to have a cigarette] Well, there's no point in quitting now.

Constantine

Goodbyes are for saps. And bucket lists are for mealy-mouthed cowards who don't have the courage to carpe the bloody diem.

Ray

Well, I have a bucket list.

Constantine

Well, thank you for proving my point, Raymond.

I can't believe you stooped to trying to make a deal with an angel. Mm.

Constantine

What the...?

Gabriel would have turned you into his slave.

Constantine

Well, at least I'd be alive.

[scoffs] There are worse fates than death.

Constantine

Oy. I will shove you where the sun don't shine just to shut you up.

Hmm. You'd probably enjoy that.

Charlie

Oh, thank God.

Constantine

Yeah, I'd rather not, love.

Zari

What about you? What exactly do you do besides wear the same outfit every day and screw up spells?

Constantine

Well, I've banished demons, slain dragons, and walked through the Fires of Hell. I'm a sneaky bastard and the greatest sorcerer that ever lived.

Zari

Yeah, some great sorcerer.

Constantine

Ooh! Some great influencer! You could barely keep him distracted for ten minutes.

Zari

Oh, I'm sorry; should I have let myself be serial killed so you would've have five more minutes to *not* find the ring?

Sara

[after taking the dog down with a somersault kick] Now what?

Constantine

To send the demon to Hell, I need to know its true name.

Sara

Well, I'm pretty sure it's not Gary Junior.

Astra

His name is Marchosias.

Astra! You dick!