Ray Palmer quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Ava

Uh, Ray! Who else saved the multiverse?

Ray

Oh, uh, well The Flash, Supergirl, Batwoman.

Ava

Cool.

Ray

Yeah.

Nate

What, no Superman? Couldn't have been that big of a deal.

Ray

Oh, no, no, Superman was there. He's very handsome.

Ray

I've triangulated the timequake to 1917, St. Petersburg, Russia. Let's go and shrink the problem.

Nate

[Sara grimaces] Not good.

Ray

I'm developing a catchphrase?

Gideon

Executing time jump now.

Sara

No! Gideon, we're not taking a film crew to... [watching the transition through time] ...Imperial Russia. Yeah. Great. This is great, Ray.

Nate

All right, Legends, put on your babushkas because we are rushing into Russia.

Sara

And now you're copying my thing.

Nate

Totally. I just got really excited.

Ray

Look, Sara, we're really sorry. We thought we could make things easier for you by taking this off your plate.

Sara

And risking your own necks. Look, I already have one dead friend on my plate. I'm good there. And you know, none of you self-absorbed mega stars even bothered to ask me how I was doing.

Ava

Look, Sara, I told them not to mention Oliver, okay? I thought you wouldn't want to be reminded.

Sara

Reminded? What, did you think that I could just forget that my friend died?

Ava

No, I - look, I know things have been crazy around here.

Sara

Crazy around here? You still have no idea what I saw out there.

Nate

What did happen?

Sara

Countless Earths died. I became a paragon and traveled back to the big bang. We restarted the universe and now no one even remembers what we've changed.

Ava

That's a lot to process.

Sara

Yeah, I know. So you could see why I would wanna talk to my friends about it. And instead I get cameras in my face.

Ray

Where am I? What happened?

Sara

Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

Ray

Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

Ava

Ray, do it! Get big now!

Ray

Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

Sara

Now, Ray!

Ray

Size... matters! [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

Nate

You found your catchphrase, Ray!

Mick

What the hell?

Mona

Raw meat.

Behrad Tarazi

Question is...

Nate

Did you get the shot, Kevin?

[shell-shocked and covered in blood] Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

Ray

Oh, no, not again.

Nora

[wearing baby-blue horseback riding clothes] Oh, yes, oh, yes. It's the same thing every time. Kid gets a Fairy Godmother, what do they wish for? [chuckles] "You get a pony, and you get a pony!" Everyone gets a damn pony.

Ray

Well, maybe next time, you should say "Neigh". [Nora blows a raspberry and magically changes clothes]

Ray

Mick. Are you feeling all right?

Ray

My stomach hurts. I can't eat, I can't drink. I think Allie gave me an STD back at the reunion.

Gideon

Initiating scan. [scans Mick]

Ray

Those are not symptoms. Those are feelings. Mick, I think you're developing a crush.

Mick

Is that when you whiz and it hurts?

Ray

.... No. It's biology's way of telling you you care about someone else.

Gideon

Dr. Palmer is correct. The results of my body scan indicate that you do, in fact like like her.

Constantine

Goodbyes are for saps. And bucket lists are for mealy-mouthed cowards who don't have the courage to carpe the bloody diem.

Ray

Well, I have a bucket list.

Constantine

Well, thank you for proving my point, Raymond.

Damien Darhk

I don't need a pep talk. But I do need you to do something for me. I need you to support her.

Ray

Of course. Always.

No, I don't think you understand what I'm trying to say. Nora's job is very... important to her, and she can't do it on that silly little ship of yours. Nora belongs in the real world, and you belong together. I hope you understand what I'm trying to say here. [embraces Ray] Do the right thing, son, [hard] or I'll come back and get'cha. [lets go, laughs] I'm only kidding.

Ray

[laughing as well] Okay. That's what I thought.

[suddenly serious] But not really.

Sara

All right Ray, what's up? Why haven't you told Nate that you're leaving?

Ray

Because... he's my best friend, and the moment I tell him then this all becomes real and um.. I know it's my choice, my decision. I don't.. I don't know if I'm really ready for it.

Sara

Do you remember when we first moved on the ship we left our entire lives behind us, we had no idea what to expect but because we embrace the change..

Ray

We made history.

Sara

Sure did. Who would have thought I'd still be here and now we be saying goodbye already.

Ray

I'm going to miss you Captain Lance.

Sara

Don't make me cry I'm going to miss you too Ray.. alot. Come here. [hugs him]

Nate

Ray, I am so sorry I lashed out at you. It was just alot to process and I didn't know how to say it. The thing is I'm just really sad but I'm really happy for you guys

Ray

I'm sorry that you found out the way you did, and I just- I wish there was someway that everything and.. nothing could change all at once.

Nate

[puts his arm on Ray's shoulder] This sucks. But I love you.

Ray

[puts his arm on Nate's shoulder] This totally sucks. But I love you too.