Max Greevey quotes from Law & Order

Greevey

You ever hear of Don Quixote?

Did you ever hear about David and Goliath? And we have God on our side.

My boy is 13, you can't do nothing like this! You gotta go to juvey, you gotta-

Greevey

We can do plenty when it comes to felony homicide, Mr Williams! So if you don't wanna blow parole, just shut up!

Robinette

We need motive.

Greevey

Who says the little son of a bitch needs motive?

Max...

Greevey

[loudly and with anger. At each 'Bam' he mimes gunshot] What the hell's his motive for this anyway?! "He took my seat." BAM. "He looked at my girlfriend." BAM! "I need dem shoes." BAM!

Max has been busting his chops on this case.

Robinette

I understand...

Greevey

Hey, I can apologize for myself, alright? Only I don't feel very apologetic! I'm fed up!

Logan

You know, it's weird. Two of our grandparents come from the same town. We've both got uncles that's priests.

Greevey

And you're both Libras. That's destiny for you.

Greevey

O'Connell will have you believing there's no snakes in Ireland.

Logan

There aren't.

Greevey

Uh, touché.