Branch quotes from Law & Order

People love me.

I'm sure some people love spiders, too.

They eat flies, don't they?

And we know what flies eat.

McCoy

Dawn Sterling is a terrific liar.

Yeah. Too bad she's not our witness.

I think you oughtta figure out who to charge with this, and do it fast.

McCoy

My bet's on Lange.

Okay. Reassure me that this is not colored by your history with him.

McCoy

I want to convict him, Arthur. It happens to coincide nicely with the fact that he's guilty.

[to McCoy] I just got off the phone with the U.S. Attorney's office. They're seeking contempt charges against you. Talking about jail time.

Connie

I'm gonna go bake you a cake. Put a hacksaw in it.

McCoy

Make it chocolate.

McCoy

I'm no politician, Arthur.

Yeah, everybody says that.