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Lt. Van Buren quotes from Law & Order

Played by S. Epatha Merkerson · 68 quotes · page 5 of 5

Lt. Van Buren

Played by S. Epatha Merkerson

Law & Order · 1,255 quotes

7th most-quoted character in Law & Order: in 68 of its 1,255 quotes
Most scenes with: Lennie Briscoe (23), Ed Green (9), Bernard (8)

Scenes with Lt. Van Buren 61

[Darvey has holed up in the Iranian Embassy, making it legally impossible for him to be arrested]

So a killer sits in there eating caviar while we do... nothing?

BBarsett

We're trying to negotiate the Iranians out of building nuclear weapons. We don't need to be distracted by a common criminal.

Lt. Van Buren

Common murderer. Darvey left his suitcase in the cab with a gun inside. Ballistics are a near-perfect match.

BBarsett

I'm sorry. We have to respect the treaty.

And if we don't, what are they going to do? Invade our embassy in Iran and take 50 hostages? Oh, wait - they already did that.

Lt. Van Buren

So, when do I get to see my detectives on TV?

Lupo didn't wanna be on camera.

Bad beard day.

Lt. Van Buren

[smiling] I wasn't gonna say anything.

S20 E4 Reality Bites
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[answers his phone] Bernard. [pause] Who is this? [pause] Screw you! [hangs up]

Lt. Van Buren

I'm guessing that wasn't your mother.

Somebody called me a Nazi. You know, an hour ago, somebody called and said I needed to go on a diet.

Maybe that was your mother.

We can't kick Gans, but we still can't charge him.

Lt. Van Buren

Well, pardon my detectives for doing their job. And by the way, we already have two murder suspects. Good ones.

Not good enough.

Lt. Van Buren

Exactly what do you want from us?

Clarity.

Lt. Van Buren

Clarity. Mr. Cutter, exactly how long have you been an ADA? Since when do you get evidentiary clarity in a murder case handed to you on a silver platter? [opens her office door and gestures for him to leave] I think we're done here for today.

S20 E11 Fed
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Lt. Van Buren

Without the beards, you guys look 5 years younger.

[to Lupo] Which makes you about 12.

S20 E13 Steel-Eyed Death
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CCaptain

I'm not sure your lieutenant shares our attitude toward cop killers.

Lt. Van Buren

Cop killers, we all feel the same about. Playing God, I'm not so sure.

CCaptain

I know you've been sick, Lieutenant, and I'm sorry about that. But, uh, maybe it's affecting your judgment.

Lt. Van Buren

[angry but controlled] I certainly hope so.

[Lt. Van Buren is researching cancer treatments in the middle of the night]

FFrank

It's late. Why don't you knock off for the night?

Lt. Van Buren

You're right. I'm making myself crazy. Making you crazy.

FFrank

You do, you know. In a good way. You want to go lie down? I mean, we could just... lie down.

Lt. Van Buren

I know it's been a while.

FFrank

The doctor gave you the okay, right? We'll go slow.

Lt. Van Buren

I don't want to go slow. I want to let you rip off my clothes. I want to shut my eyes. I want my old body back.

S20 E19 Crashers
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Johnny's apartment was clean. No weapons. No trace of explosives. A "love to watcher". He's not a doer.

Lt. Van Buren

Then find the doer.

The car in the video was a silver Civic, any one of 5 model years. Tens of thousands in the state.

It's like fishing for a needle in the ocean. Old Chinese saying.

Lt. Van Buren

Just do it. Old American saying.

S20 E23 Rubber Room
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