Ed Green quotes from Law & Order

Why don't you people believe me? I told you, I don't remember a thing about last night, dammit!

Are you just saying that because you don't want to talk to a Jew cop?

What?

Detective Sugar Tits? Jews control the world? Any of that ring a bell?

I never said those things.

Green

She's Irish, by the way, in case you wanna to get something else off your chest.

Green

Mitch Carroll, you're under arrest for the murder of Danielle Hertzberg.

What? I didn't kill anyone!

Green

You have the right to remain silent.

And you might want to try that this time.

Don't they get it? Video is forever.

Green

So is anonymity and boredom if you're a teenager.

Green

[about Barlow] No wonder they call her 'the most hated bitch in America.'

You mean woman, right?

Green

No, I mean bitch.

It's all in Russian. Can you make it out?

Green

I'm actually not fluent. I just know enough to get a date.

Hey, there was another hooker rip-off two weeks ago at the McGarrick on 12th. It's almost enough to make a man swear off infidelity.

Green

[grinning] You losin' your nerve, Cormack?

I did say "almost".

Dr. Rodgers

Serial suicide artist.

Green

Try not to look so excited.

Green

Piece of cake. We just look for a black guy and a white guy together in New York City.

Well, there's us.

Green

I've been a cop, a gambler and twelve other things that don't necessarily go together that well. How do you do it?

Lt. Van Buren

One foot in front of the other for thirty years.