CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips quotes from Law & Order: UK

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

You really will do anything to win, won't you?

CPS Prosecutor James Steel

I had to discredit her.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

So she was just collateral damage.

CPS Prosecutor James Steel

[harshly] Yeah.

DS Ronnie Brooks

So basically, Dr. Grant is going for the Shaggy defense.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

"It wasn't me"?

DS Ronnie Brooks

Exactly. [off Matt's look] What? Young person's music, Matty. My girls keep me with it!

DS Matt Devlin

You were doing really well. Until you said with it.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

So this man has been passing himself off as a doctor at a major London teaching hospital for nearly two years.

DS Matt Devlin

Reassuring, isn't it? Put on a white coat, stethoscope, people believe anything you say.

DS Ronnie Brooks

[to Jake, good-naturedly] Bit like a wig and a gown

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

Too right. I've been getting away with it for years.

CPS Director Henry Sharpe

You realize the Prime Minister had his adenoids removed at the Alderman (Hospital)?

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

I remember the press conference. He was very impressed by the staff's professionalism.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

[amused] Well, that's come back to bite him.

CPS Director Henry Sharpe

Well and truly.

So, Robin. How's your new Batman?

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

Great. We're uh.. a dynamic duo.

Rubbish! He's driving you mad, I can see it in your eyes. Don't worry, you'll fall for him. All his assistants do.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

Well. When I see his "assistant" I'll tell her.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

It's important to him, which makes it important to us.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

Spoken like a true civil servant.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

Shut up and buy me lunch.

DS Matt Devlin

I mean that bloke's got more lives than my cat.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

Have you got a cat?

DS Matt Devlin

Yeah, Lucky Luciano. 17. Never had a scratch on him.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

Of all the judges, take a guess...

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

Not Robert 'She asked for it' Reynolds...?

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

I'll do what I can, but what can I say? Sam doesn't file anything like I do.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

Alesha, no one files anything like you do.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

Yes, ok. No one files anything like I do.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

Yeah. Hurry up!

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

Well, get off the phone!