CPS Director Henry Sharpe quotes from Law & Order: UK

CPS Director Henry Sharpe

A lot of men feel emasculated by a woman being the main breadwinner. Never understood it myself. I've been angling to be a kept man for years. Sadly, Mrs. Sharpe is not amenable.

CPS Director Henry Sharpe

You realize the Prime Minister had his adenoids removed at the Alderman (Hospital)?

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

I remember the press conference. He was very impressed by the staff's professionalism.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips

[amused] Well, that's come back to bite him.

CPS Director Henry Sharpe

Well and truly.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

But it went "missing" at the time Simon was there

CPS Director Henry Sharpe

Is it in the interest of justice to proceed? Do we have a realistic prospect of conviction? And did you just do a pair of bunny ears? No. No. And yes. Don't do it again.

CPS Director Henry Sharpe

Okay. Well, I just wanted to say... You were right, Jacob, and I was... less so.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

Gracious of you.

CPS Director Henry Sharpe

It was, wasn't it?

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

I know we don't always see eye-to-eye, Kate, but you've lost your objectivity on this.

CPS Prosecutor Kate Barker

Oh, funny, 'cause I think I'm seeing things pretty clearly.

CPS Director Henry Sharpe

[irritated with both of them] Do I need to knock your heads together?