DS Ronnie Brooks quotes from Law & Order: UK

DS Ronnie Brooks

If the street's the alternative, makes you wonder what they're running away from.

DS Ronnie Brooks

[looking at a messy table full of file and paperwork] This is what I always worried the inside of my head looked like.

DS Ronnie Brooks

You know me, Mattie. I believe everything everyone tells me, and I'm disappointed on a daily basis.

DS Ronnie Brooks

[emotional upon seeing the body of a brutally-murdered young boy] Just when you think you've seen it all.

DS Ronnie Brooks

I lost an entire decade to cheap whisky. Luckily it was the 1980's.

DS Ronnie Brooks

'Wanker'? That’s a bit harsh. I’m quite a nice bloke when you get to know me, or so I’ve been told

DS Ronnie Brooks

[about older people seeing porn magazines] Wouldn't want them choking on their Werthers."

DS Ronnie Brooks

[regarding doctors' notes of a dead patient] Basically, we could be dealing with another Dr. Crippen, and I just would not have a clue. Although, look. Judging from some of the handwriting, I'd say half these doctors were serial killers, anyway.

DS Ronnie Brooks

I think we ought to arrange a rendezvous with Deep Throat. [Matt practically purrs] Not the porn film. [Matt chuckles]

DS Ronnie Brooks

Being away from his kids can break a dad's heart.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Well, you've never had the pleasure of walking down the aisle, Matty.

DS Ronnie Brooks

I've been a copper long enough to hope that if I charge someone with murder they'll be tried for murder!

DS Ronnie Brooks

[About the murder victims blog that is largely about her sexlife] I don't understand this, what happened to keeping things private.

DS Ronnie Brooks

[About books going onto electronic format (ebooks etc)] You can't do that if it's been digitamalised.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Back in the days when I was drinking, I once went on a bender for three days. Now, aside from a train ticket to Hull and a receipt for two hedge trimmers, It's still a complete blank.