DS Matt Devlin quotes from Law & Order: UK

DS Matt Devlin

He knows what he's doing. We're not just pretty faces, you know.

DS Matt Devlin

Kids and paint. My idea of hell.

DS Matt Devlin

[about Alesha after she admits she's not a victim/suspect's favourite person] What's not to like? [Alesha looks touched]

DS Matt Devlin

You don't just use three hours down the back of a sofa, Ron!

DS Matt Devlin

Thank god. I've put on a stone watching Ronnie eat!

DS Matt Devlin

James Steel, I'm arresting you on suspicion of perverting the course of justice. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say will be given in evidence.

DS Matt Devlin

[About a corpse found in her underwear] Nice line in underwear.

DS Matt Devlin

Working girl. Explains the push up bra.

DS Matt Devlin

Unless you've got something important to say, shut up!

DS Ronnie Brooks

What about an ID of the person who left it?

DS Matt Devlin

Chinese guy dumped it around one. Asian bird at around half twelve. She was a fat black woman. It was a thin white guy. Take your pick.

DS Ronnie Brooks

God bless the Great British public!

DS Matt Devlin

The old needle/haystack interface.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Look on the bright side, son, you might end up with a yummy mummy!

DI Natalie Chandler

He's already working for one!

DS Matt Devlin

You speak French?

DS Ronnie Brooks

Well, what'd you think I am, some sort of Neanderthal?

DS Matt Devlin

You might have said something before. I made a tit of myself.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Where's the fun in that?

DS Ronnie Brooks

He can't even look after a goldfish.

DS Matt Devlin

I fed it just like you said. The fish was ailing before I went anywhere near it!

DS Ronnie Brooks

Tell that to my daughter!

DS Ronnie Brooks

Do you recognise him, love?

I was too busy working last night, trying to keep warm

DS Matt Devlin

Go on. Have a think [tries to turn on the charm] I bet nothing gets past you...

Do women ever fall for that? [Matt grins]

DS Matt Devlin

Look at his body language. I mean he's sitting on his hands! It's classic! He's hiding something

DS Ronnie Brooks

Matt, what are you going to charge him with? Bad posture?