DI Wes Leyton quotes from Law & Order: UK

Oh, pint down the Red Lion after shift?

DS Ronnie Brooks

Ah well-

[speaks over him] Hang on, hang on, er, double whiskey chaser, no ice and a packet of dry roasted. How's that for a memory? Lots to catch up on, sir. [walks off]

DS Ronnie Brooks

More than you know, Wes.

[stalks out of his interview] All those people dead and you are wasting our time on the man that killed them!

You walk out now and you are making a big mistake.

Do I look like I give a toss?

DS Ronnie Brooks

Sam, just calm down... tell the Guv what you know-

Guv? He's not my Guv! [To Wes] Do you think it's that easy? I held that boy in my arms! I haven't slept for months! Everytime I close my eyes I see his face. I see his dad's face when I had to tell him that his son was dead! So yes, I went down there to see Tyler. I went down there to make him feel that pain. But do you know what? I couldn't do it. [breaking down] Because being a police officer came first. [To Ronnie] I swear to God, Ron. I turned around and I walked away.

It was a very slow walk because you were off camera for 10 minutes. [Sam looks helplessly at Ronnie as Wes steps forward] DS Casey, I'm suspending you pending further investigation. You can leave your warrant card with me.

Good. [forces the card into Wes' hand] GOOD! [stalks outside as Ronnie follows him]

DS Ronnie Brooks

I'm getting too old for this.

Come on, it's better than being stuck indoors all the time. Just like the old days, hey Ronnie!

DS Ronnie Brooks

You know what they say, Wes. Where there's a will...

There's a relative.

[holding up a sheet of paper] Okay, this is a memo from above, striving towards the paper-free office

DS Ronnie Brooks

Shouldn't they send an e-mail? [Joe snickers]