DS Ronnie Brooks quotes from Law & Order: UK

DS Ronnie Brooks

If the dads taken the kid then hopefully he's safe.

DS Matt Devlin

[sarcastically] Yeah, cos dad's never hurt their own kids, do they...

DS Ronnie Brooks

You don't know how it feels not to see your own kids, Matt.

DS Matt Devlin

[offers Ronnie his sandwich which - unusually - he turns down, making Matt realise something is wrong.] Sarah still not returning your calls...?

I wish you were my dad

DS Ronnie Brooks

Not sure my daughters would agree.

DS Ronnie Brooks

My eldest daughter Sarah, she's about your age, she's expecting a baby

You're gonna be a grandad?

DS Ronnie Brooks

If she lets me. She's not returning my calls.

Why not?

DS Ronnie Brooks

Cos the dad she remembers chose a bottle of whiskey over her.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne

Do you fancy a pint?

DS Ronnie Brooks

I can't tonight. I've got plans. I'm seeing my daughter.

DS Ronnie Brooks

You knew she was a Tom

I suspected it. I didn't mind though.

DS Ronnie Brooks

That's not what I asked.

She's another one.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Escort?

Eastern European.

Traces of spermicide and lubricant, she’d had sex but with a condom, no sign of rape… bit of bruising but I’d say the sex was energetic, not violent.

DS Ronnie Brooks

I remember that

DS Matt Devlin

What? Having sex?

DS Ronnie Brooks

No, being energetic.

DS Ronnie Brooks

There's stuff on here I wouldn't even tell meself!

DI Natalie Chandler

Ronnie? Noone's listening.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Infact I'd be tempted to say there's a whole lot of 'Loveck' going on

DI Natalie Chandler

Yeah, resist it.

DS Ronnie Brooks

There's a lot of men out there looking for company

DS Matt Devlin

I sort of understand the curb crawlers, business transaction and everyone knows it.

DS Matt Devlin

It's sad!

DS Ronnie Brooks

Not sad, Matty. Just lonely.

DS Matt Devlin

[Looks suspiciously at Ronnie]

DS Matt Devlin

What do you think I am? Some sort of Neanderthal?

DS Ronnie Brooks

Never ending source of wonder, Matt!

DS Matt Devlin

He eats boys like you for breakfast.

DS Ronnie Brooks

Oh no, Matty. He don't eat them, he-

DS Matt Devlin

Alight Ron, we get the idea.

DS Matt Devlin

Don't make me play bad cop.

DS Ronnie Brooks

You wouldn't like him when he pays bad cop.