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S1 E15

Law & Order: UK · Season 1, Episode 15

DS Ronnie Brooks, CSI Joy Ackroyd and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Running joke regarding the victim being discovered with his genitals outside of his trousers]

DS Ronnie Brooks

So is this still an HQ for Toms?

CSI Joy Ackroyd

Yeah. Might explain why his John Thomas is hanging out. Blowus interruptus, if you ask me.

[later]

DI Natalie Chandler

So why's he got his ninky nonk out when they find him?

DS Matt Devlin

[stifling a laugh] You don't really call it a 'ninky nonk'?

DI Natalie Chandler

Should hear what I call you.

[later]

DS Matt Devlin

What, you took a lipstick trace off his...

Forensic Medical Examiner Teddy

Wangdoodle. Oh, yeah.

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