Look. We know there are 2 killers, so. How are we going to find the other one?
You mean the other one who also didn't do it?
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I read the autopsy report. Now do you really believe that those 2 ladies were walking around with 5 and 7-inch knives in their purses every day?
I think we did the one thing that's going to allow me to sleep tonight.
You just used your "Get out of Jail Free" card on this case, Olivia. There's only one in the pack.
[The squad is looking at pictures of the victim.]
8 stories up, 8 down.
Looks like she was shot out of a cannon.
Guy on steroids?
No, the Yankees are on a road trip.
Yeah, they're down in Baltimore, kicking a little Oriole ass.
How about plain old testosterone-driven rage?
Her boyfriend?
Or girl. You could toss 100 pounds without breaking a sweat.
Toss you, you skinny-ass geek.
See? The rage?
The whole thing's a pyramid scheme.
What whole thing?
Laptops. We've become a nation of laptoppers, writing orders on our laptops, more laptops- whatever happened to pens?
[reads the title of one of the victim's articles] "How to build a better orgasm" in "Cosmopolitan." Somebody might kill for this.
NNeighbor
Excuse me. How long does that girl's apartment remain a crime scene?
Why?
NSNeighbor's husband
We're next on the list for a one-bedroom.
LLawyer
So you're an expert on sex crimes, is that correct?
Well, we all have something to learn.
LLawyer
I'm sure. Can you tell us the technical or "psycho-sexual" term if you will, for fondling a stranger?
[hesitantly] Fromage...?
[Scattered laughter in the court.]
LLawyer
I believe it's "frottage."
Right. "Frottage."
This woman makes J.D. Salinger look like a Shriner.
DSDr. Daniels's lawyer
He was in Ms. Quinn's apartment briefly, at lunchtime, at her request, to attend to a crisis.
Or an erection.
DDr. Daniels
That's insulting.
Really. I thought it was the absence of one that was insulting.
BBuddy
How ya been, Elliott?
Good, eerything's good. This is my partner, Olivia Benson.
[shaking Buddy's hand] Hey, how ya doin'?
BBuddy
You're better looking than Alphonse.
[laughing] Thanks.
BBuddy
What happened to Big Fatso? Coronary?
Nah, retired and moved to Florida.
BBuddy
Ah, same diff.
[Questioning a news anchor about his relationship with the victim.]
DDallas
"Knew her." Does anybody ever really know anybody?
Don't get philosophical with us. You're just a teleprompter jockey; we're just cops.
Did you know necrophilia is not only with dead people?
[to Munch] Do you see what you started?
No, I got it off the Net. Supposedly some famous actor out in Hollywood, hires hookers to lie in an ice bath. Waits until they turn blue with the cold before diving in.
Let's move on. "Compulsive onanism."
"Onanism." [chuckles]
From the Greek, Cassidy, "Necro-", death, "-philia," love of. You try it.
Necrophilia.
Again.
Necrophilia.
Or "Egyptian Love" according to Henry Miller. Necrophilia.
Necrophilia.
Good man.
[reads] "There's a tiny catfish feared more than the piranha. It's called a-"
Candiru.
Say what?
This is beautiful. Tell him.
"It will swim right into a man's penis and lodge itself there by erecting sharp spines-" Ow.
[adjusts his seat] "Erecting sharp spines." There's a fish with a sense of irony.
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