Green quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

[after Fin forces information out of him] Sure hope I wasn't such a dick when I was on the job.

You are looking at the fruits of 4 hours of dumpster diving along 59th Street. 9 dumpsters in all.

Stabler

You trying to tell me the 2 of you went dumpster diving?

Hell, no. We supervised a couple of uniforms. I don't do disposable diapers.

Hey. Uncle Lennie.

[shakes hands with his nephew] Ken, good to see you. Say hi to Eddie Green.

[shakes hands with Ken] Hey.

Listen, uh, cool it with the Uncle Lennie stuff around the station house. Okay?

Yeah, so, what do you want me to call you?

Why don't you guys save this for family court?

Well, just call me Briscoe.

Well, what are you gonna call me?

Briscoe.