George Huang quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Dr. Huang

I looked at the autopsy photos of the first 3 victims. [Tosses rope to Stabler] Strangle me?

Stabler

[grinning] I'll try.

Dr. Huang

[hastily reaches for the rope] I'll hold the rope.

Munch

Gives whole new meaning to "live, streaming video."

Dr. Huang

You're either looking for a urophiliac, that's a sexual attraction to urine, or a coprophilia...

Benson

Okay. Let's not go there.

Dr. Huang

What did your mother do to you?

Humphrey

Please, with you people, it's always the mothers.

I had such high hopes for him.

Humphrey

[sarcastically] Well, it was nice visiting.

He was supposed to grow up to be somebody.

Humphrey

I'm sitting right here.

In a police station! Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is for me?!

Humphrey

I did this for you, Ida. I'm finally going to be famous, just like you always wanted. Happy now?

You were never anything but trouble!

Dr. Huang

He was a difficult child?

You can't imagine.

Humphrey

Shut up, Ida!

I couldn't take him anywhere! Not even my movies!

Humphrey

Shut up.

Soon as the lights went down, he'd throw a tantrum!

Humphrey

Stop it!

Stabler

He was afraid of the dark?

He was a crybaby!

Humphrey

STOP IT!

He'd cry like a baby till they'd ask us to leave.

Humphrey

Oh, you sure in hell figured out a way to see 'em!

Dr. Huang

How did you manage that, Ida?

Humphrey

NEVER MIND!

Stabler

I'd like to know.

What else could I do? I had to leave him at home.

Stabler

Alone?

I made sure that he couldn't get in trouble.

Humphrey

Shut up, Ida!

Stabler

That's why you took the doors off. She locked you in the closet.

Well, you know, he might have hurt himself running around the house.

Humphrey

THAT'S ENOUGH!!

And it was only for two hours. But he'd get so worked up, he'd soil himself.

Humphrey

[breaking down] Shut up! Please! Shut up! Don't you ever shut up?! DON'T YOU EVER SHUT UP?! [lunging at her, Humphrey is restrained by Stabler] I'll kill you, you bitch! You bitch!

You see how he treats his mother?!

Dr. Huang

What do you most remember seeing after you entered the house?

Stabler

Dead bodies.

Dr. Huang

Anything specific about them?

Stabler

Bunch of dead bodies.

Dr. Huang

Then you think this is a big waste of your time.

Munch

Hell, no. I think we should all sit around all day and chat about our feelings.

Dr. Huang

Well, what do you want to talk about?

Munch

Well, it doesn't really matter. We can all talk until we're blue in the face. It's not going to change the fact that the human race is ever-evolving and will always come up with elaborate, repulsive, and depraved ways to kill each other.

Dr. Huang

And that's really the hard part for you, isn't it?

Munch

What?

Dr. Huang

That you can still be repulsed. As cynical as you try to be, you can still be sickened.

Benson

I'm afraid that... I won't be able to handle it.

Dr. Huang

But you are. By acknowledging that it affects you. That's the way you handle something traumatic.

Benson

Well, I guess the real problem is that I'm afraid that... that it's not working. [starts to cry]

Huang

He disarticulated her after he killed her.

Munch

What's the fun in that?

Are you familiar with Kendall's study of postpartum women, which showed: "Psychiatric hospital admissions increase 7 times in the first 3 postpartum months compared to pre-pregnancy, and represent the peak prevalence for psychiatric disorders for women."?

Dr. Huang

I'm aware of the biologically vulnerable state of women following childbirth.

So, their brain chemistry can be altered. Their hormones go crazy. Uh, sorry. I'm gonna anticipate an objection to that one. Lemme rephrase. [pauses] Their hormones... go kooky.

Men like Gitano were the reason I left the prisons.

Huang

These kinds of sex offenders have the worst kind of pathology, because they make you believe that you can help them.

You can't help a sociopath. This whole debate about whether or not sex offenders can be cured... Can I cure you of needing oxygen?

Dr. Huang

[about Janis] Tell me about her alters.

Benson

So far we've seen Dr. Young, a little girl, and a mean Russian.

Stabler

And I bet she does a great Christopher Walken too.

Dr. Warner

[about the torture Sutton performed on Iraqi prisoners] So much for 2500 years of 'first do no harm'.

Dr. Huang

That's a little black and white.

Dr. Warner

Sorry, I didn't realize the Hippocratic Oath was written in shades of grey.

I'm clean, Martin. And you can rot in jail.

[to Dr. Huang] You gave him Ibocane. You'll lose your license. I'm reporting you.

Dr. Huang

I already reported myself. 30 days suspension of my license. It was worth it.

Chief Muldrew

Your pet cops finally went off the deep end. Arresting Anne Gillette at her parents' funeral?!

They were obeying my direct orders, sir.

Chief Muldrew

You knew I ordered Detective Ramsey to close this case.

I didn't think that trumped a double homicide.

Chief Muldrew

This isn't a moment for you to think. Your detectives didn't arrest Anne Gillette for murder. Penny-ante witness tampering is all I heard.

For now.

Chief Muldrew

And you can prove that she's the killer?

Not yet.

Chief Muldrew

Then why the hell did you arrest her in the middle of Park Avenue?

Dr. Huang

She's dangerous.

Chief Muldrew

Is that your clinical opinion, Dr. Huang?

Dr. Huang

Do you want me to use bigger words? Fine. She's a psychopath with extremely violent tendencies.

Chief Muldrew

Stop showing off. [sighs] Bring her down for murder, and I'll back your play. But screw the pooch, and I'm gonna let the crap roll downhill.

They better crack her, or we're gonna have a lotta shoveling to do.

It wasn't rape! We love each other!

Dr. Huang

You took advantage of a child.

No! You don't understand! Andrew is a man. He is my soul mate!