Reinhardt quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

If I'd known I would be grilled by some Visigoth --

Logan

A what?

Barek

It's a barbarian tribe that invaded Rome.

Logan

Oh.

Barek

I remember that from the one history class I didn't cut.

I'm sure you were a very charming street urchin.

You think I need inducements to get what I want? On any night, I can point my baton at any woman in the audience and she's mine.

Logan

Well, whatever little stick that you pointed at her, we think you swatted it down with the threat of a lawsuit.

I'm warning you, doctor, if you faint, I'm not responsible.

Rodgers

I'll try to control myself. By the way, your production of Aida five years ago? One of the best nights of my life.

Rodgers

Lennie Briscoe took me.