Megan Wheeler quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

What did the ME say?

Wheeler

Any blow to the spleen would do it.

He was that sick? And she didn't know about it?

Logan

She knew it. Curtis told her. Guys use whatever they have to get over. They have a tragic story, a sickness -- even if they have a dead cat, they'll work it into their rap.

Wheeler

Heartwarming.

You're not in blood with him.

Wheeler

In blood? Like a vendetta?

Older, from the 15th century Code of Lek.

Logan

Not up on that, Wheeler? Goren would've known.

That's a lie! We loved each other.

Wheeler

She may have loved you, Rudy, but she wasn't ready to be barefoot, pregnant and in your basement.

Wheeler

What does your hooker intuition say?

Logan

"Hooker intuition"? I didn't even know they're using BlackBerrys.

I didn't give you a name.

Wheeler

And we didn't push Bobby Boyd off that roof but... you know how rumors spread.

Capt. Ross

We've been ordered off.

Logan

By who? The Feds, or Israel? On this one, are you a Jew first and a cop second? Is that the story?

Capt. Ross

[angry but controlled] We're done here, Logan. There are good guys and there are bad guys here. We're dealing with car bombs, terrorists. Hamas, PLO - they blow people up, in shopping malls, cafes, buses.

Logan

Come on! You really think Sarah Mier is the first innocent the Israelis have killed?

Wheeler

[placating] Captain. Logan.

Capt. Ross

Thank you for your help, detectives. We're off this case.

Wheeler

James Edward Holland fathered a baby 10 years after his death.

Capt. Ross

The rich really are different.

Wheeler

Got a receipt here from Max's Kansas City.

Logan

That used to be a happenin' place. [Wheeler gives him a withering look] Happenin'... it's an expression.

Wheeler

[rolls her eyes] Groovy.

Logan

My interest is piqued.

Wheeler

"Piqued"?

Logan

It's my new word for the week.

[listening to a suspect's band] Just listening to some Speckled Stallion. Man, did those guys suck.

Wheeler

You told Phillip they were great.

No, I said they were something.

Wheeler

It's the little things, isn't it?

[smiles] Always.

Capt. Ross

How'd things go with the shrink?

Wheeler

I'm pregnant.

Capt. Ross

That well, huh?

[about Helen] Bet she always picks the wrong guy. Probably insufficiently praised as a child. Gives you attachment problems.

Wheeler

Were you insufficiently praised as a child?

Me? No, they praised me all the time, which backfired, made me think too much of myself.

Wheeler

You over that?

I'm working on it.

So Laura was arrested as a call girl... You know that 90% of all prostitutes were sexually abused as children?

Wheeler

What does that have to do with this?

Nothing... yet.

[absently] I'm going to, I'm going to-

Wheeler

Wander aimlessly?

Keeps me from getting lost.

Nothing like a good love poem to, uh, get the emotions flowing.

Wheeler

So you're not gonna tell her you wrote it?

That'd be cruel.