Capt. Ross quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Ross

Testarossa's lawyered up.

Goren

What about Melago?

Eames

What's going on here?

Goren

Is now okay?

Eames

You're undercover, you don't tell me?

Ross

Those were my orders. Came from the top.

Eames

I can't believe this.

Ross

It was a need-to-know case. I'm sorry. Eames, Melago is in holding downtown. You have a history with her. See if she'll deal.

Eames

She and Woody were expected in Maine on Friday. They never made it.

Capt. Ross

Romeo and Juliet didn't tell their parents where they were going, either.

Logan

Should we hold on to him, let him sweat?

Capt. Ross

The beauty of a material witness.

Logan

You know, one of the first cases I ever caught, guy was lying on the kitchen floor with his throat cut. There was a trail of blood out the door, all the way down the hall to the next apartment. So I go, knock on the door, a guy answers with a machete, covered in blood.

Capt. Ross

Yeah? What did he say?

Logan

"It was an accident."

Capt. Ross

This job. It's either tragic or stupid. Usually stupid.

Logan

Yeah, but even when it's stupid, they usually have some kind of a reason.

Capt. Ross

But this kid. Just for the thrill of it.

Logan

But that's the thing. He didn't even enjoy it.

Logan

The only person who could possibly know that a priest talked to us is in the Queen's DA's office - Terri Driver.

Capt. Ross

You're telling me a top ADA is ratting out a prison priest to a con?

Logan

She's running for Attorney General. Who knows what she'd do to protect her reputation?

Capt. Ross

For now, it's a coincidence.

Logan

Coincidence? Do you believe in the Easter Bunny too?

Capt. Ross

What's the matter, do you miss Staten Island?

Capt. Ross

How'd things go with the shrink?

Wheeler

I'm pregnant.

Capt. Ross

That well, huh?

Witnesses to the armed truck robbery describe a white Econoline van, and three men, one of them in a red leather jacket.

Capt. Ross

Mr. Carlyle, who just got blown up. So, one's dead and we have to look for the other two. So, either they split the money...

Or one of them has it, and he's looking to get rid of the third guy. Meaning whichever one didn't set the bomb is wondering if he's next.

Capt. Ross

[to Wheeler] See what I mean? He insists on finishing my sentences.

Capt. Ross

Is this someone you've been watching?

No, we have data-miners crawling through credit card transactions.

Eames

Whose credit card transactions?

Uh, I think she means everybody's.

You didn't hear that from me.

Capt. Ross

Thank you, Dick Cheney...

Eames

[to Nichols, who is acting like Goren] You're starting to remind me of someone.

Capt. Ross

This one's taller.