Alexandra Eames quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

I should talk to an attorney.

Eames

Better make it a good one, with experience in murder cases. That lady's head had a bullet in it.

Goren

Cat got your tongue?

Goren

'cuz there's an extra one in here.

Goren

They're an interesting couple.

Eames

The killer and Mrs. Magoo.

Eames

[waking] Don't you sleep?

Goren

There's a lot to do.

Eames

He took the silver, but not the cash. He's making fun of us.

Goren

Well, I would, too, if I were this good.

Goren

She moved the desk from here?

Yeah, she wanted it moved away from the outlets. Said the smell of electricity made her sick.

Goren

[to Eames] The smell of electricity.

Eames

I thought I could smell moonbeams.

Goren

Oh, when you were pregnant. [realizing] Well, that's why he was playing it safe. Because he wanted to be there for the baby.

Eames

I think I'm gonna cry.

Eames

[hoping to access the dead man's computer] What's Neminger's password?

Carl wrote a hack-proof password deriving from bosonic string theories.

Eames

No chance it would've been the name of the family cat.

No.

Eames

The lab said Neminger was poisoned with three vials of samarium-153. It's an isotope used on bone cancer. You can get it at any hospital or university radiology department.

Any reports of missing isotopes?

Eames

No.

Don't tell me they don't track this stuff.

Eames

I guess not.

Somebody's not reading the news.

You nosy little deviant. Your own father. How could you?

How could you, Dad?

"Dad"? You're no son of mine.

Eames

[to Goren] That's the nicest thing he could have said to him.

Goren

So he killed her without touching her.

Eames

And they say all the good men are taken.

Goren

[checking furniture surfaces for cocaine] Try the chair.

You think she snorted it off the chair?

Eames

We're thinking she didn't snort it.

[slowly dawns on him] ...Oh.

Four counts of manslaughter. That's what I get for overestimating the intelligence of a grand jury.

Eames

Just be grateful the D.A. let you off with a plea bargain.

I don't consider shutting down my website a bargain. All right, Joanie and Chachi, right? This is the last chat I have for them.

Eames

Thank you. You can go do your little dance in Hell now.

Goren

Killing Carmine - he was really killing himself.

Eames

There was a step in between that he skipped.

Eames

We can't figure out how he got from your precinct, the three-five, to the two-nine, over here.

Maybe the Easter wino helped him across the street.

You're not related to Johnny Eames, from the 9-1?

Eames

My father.

Carrying on the tradition. I like that.

Eames

The girls don't remember anything about the place except that it's down a flight of stairs and it has a red bar.

Barek

Oh. Ah ... The Shock and Awe club. It's on Harrison between Greenwich and Hudson. [The other detectives stare at her.] There's this DJ there that I know.