Alexandra Eames quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

It wasn't an accident. Is that what you're inferring?

Goren

You mean "implying", the listeners "infer".

Eames

And detectives "speculate", since we don't know the cause of death yet.

Eames

They drove around for half an hour and then went back to Garcia House.

Goren

They let one of them out. He had to go to the bathroom, so they let him take a pee off the pier.

Off the pier? That's compassion.

Eames

Marston is sitting pretty high in the saddle.

Goren

Let's put a burr under that saddle.

Goren

[to Chantal] Mark, he told us that there's 3 varieties of murder groupies: victims, psychos, and shrinks.

Eames

He said with you he's got "3 mints in 1."

Goren

He shoots wild....probably one-handed, cocked to one side.

Eames

[sarcastically] Like in the gangsta flicks.

You're a devil.

Eames

You should see me in a blue dress.

Eames

This wasn't a robbery gone bad.

Goren

It's murder gone good.

Well, it's nice to see kids reading the classics.

Eames

And learning all the wrong lessons.

[to Goren] You know, you're awfully snoopy.

Eames

A lot of people point that out.

Goren

He's entered the lion's den. Bold?

Eames

He's out of his mind.

Goren

It's worse. He doesn't know fear.

Eames

Well, will wonders never cease? He blinked.

Carver

He may be human after all.

Goren

Optimist.

Eames

Typhoid Roger. You dump him, you get sick.

Goren

Blackmail him, you get killed.

Well, the directors think I'm a good ambassador for the zoo. [spits]

Eames

[disgusted] Because you have so much in common with your animals?

Eames

As far as finding other victims, now we have two hundred and sixty-seven pathogens Stern might have used.

Carver

This just doesn't stop.

Goren

[about Wallace framing Croydon] She picked a man who I already didn't trust, who I already didn't respect. That's how she blindsided me. She, uh... she picked a man like my father. She got me. She got me good.

Eames

Then let's get her back.