I'm taking your mom to Paris for Valentines Day.
I thought you hated France.
The French...not France.
S4Pharaoh Nuff
Well, if he took the thing, he's obviously a thief.
So, what do you want to do?
I guess there's only one thing we can do. We're gonna steal it back, boys.
(Ed, Mike and Danny talking about stealing the already stolen mummy back, Mikes having a few concerns)
Listen, no one is going to jail, okay? All we're doing is simply reclaiming something that belongs to us, now are you in or out?
I'm In.
One condition, if we go to jail I get the top bunk.
If we go to jail you pretty boys wont have to worry about it, you wont be getting much sleep. :(laughs) know what I mean?
Lifting the mummy's coffin into the Moncetio's loading bay.
This is pretty light?
Well the dude hasn't eaten in the last 3000 odd years.
S4The Burning Bedouin
I need a favor.
What's up?
I need you to be Asad Sumar's casino host for at least a day.
What?
I know he bought you that expensive dress, if you say no you'll look like a money grubbing whore.
You know about the dress?
Everybody knows about the dress.
Even Danny?
He's actually a little smarter than he looks, isn't he?
I knew that would come back to bite me in the ass.
I know. Your ass is pretty popular these days, so that's nice isn't it? Will you do this for me? Pretty please?
He's pissed at me.
Well since he's pissed at you, maybe you should pass the time by, say, making some extra money and filling in for me.
How much extra?
Well it would be enough to pay Asad back for that dress if you were stupid enough to do it.
You've got yourself a deal.
You like someone.
No I don't. [pause] You just worry about Asad. I'll worry about not liking someone.
S4Junk In The Trunk
When you woke up she knocked you out ? Hehehe.
Yes and keep this between us.
Of course why will say that it is embarassing.
Great, thanks.
Mike Canon aka peanuthead got his ass kicked by a girl.
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