Kirby: Right Back at Ya! quotes

This is catastrophic.

How can we survive, Meta Knight?

Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.

Meta Knight

Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!

That's what this battleship's for, right?

We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.

Kirby

Poyo.

This sounds crazy.

Meta Knight

The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?

You want us to fight?!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm a chef, not a soldier!

Meta Knight

I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!

Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.

I'm too old to volunteer.

Chef Kawasaki

I think I left my oven on!

My crystal ball needs polishing!

Gus

Gotta go pump some gas!

Good luck, Meta Knight!

Hey, Big D. What's shakin'?

King Dedede

ME! You just blowed up my monster transmitter!

Escargoon

And you nearly got us, too!

Kirby doesn't stand a chance without help.

Well what're you waitin' for? We can't let a Star Warrior battle alone!

Who is he?

I don't know, but he could use a shave.

Sergeant Kit Cosmos! I served with Meta Knight and the Star Warrior force and I'm reportin' for duty.

Tiff told us about you.

He's a big hero.

You live on that island.

Kirby and his squad found me there, and when they went home, I chose to stay. But now I've come to help Kirby take on eNeMeE. All right then, who's ready to fight alongside me?

He certainly is a tough cookie.

Chef Kawasaki

Yeah. Even tougher than my cookies.

Will you stand alongside me, or are you a cowering coward?

We can't fight, Sergeant.

We're not soldiers.

Not soldiers? Is that a reason for you to stand there and do nothin'?! Kirby's riskin' his life to save your planet, and it's your duty to help him!

Look who's here.

Sergeant Cosmos!

I'd never miss a fight if I can help it. [Meta Knight steps out to greet him] Meta Knight, sir!

Meta Knight

What brings you here?

I may be a soldier who's over the hill, but I'm proud to serve one last time, if you'll have me.

Meta Knight

I will.

It'll be an honor, sir.

Chef Kawasaki

I can mess up the mess hall, so count me in too!

You'll need a medic.

Gus

And I've got the muscle to tune this baby up for ya!

Thanks, guys! But not all of us can go.

Yeah. Somebody's gotta stay behind to start rebuildin' Cappy Town.

Hmmm. We never thought of that, did we?

Yeah, I guess you're... [the area around them shakes again]

All volunteers on board.

Blade Knight

[mumbling] Help Kirby.

Escargoon

Hey, sire. What were you supposed to do again?

King Dedede

I was supposed to plant this here time bomb on the ship.

Escargoon

We weren't supposed to be on the ship, were we?

King Dedede

Aaah! Get me outta here!

Don't worry. She'll be fine. This ship's made to move at hyper speeds.

Yeah, but none of us are.

Tokkori

Some wormhole. I don't see no worms nowhere.

Our tracking systems have picked up some sort of battleship coming out of a wormhole one light year away. It appears that Kirby and Meta Knight have decided to attack us with their puny little battle barge.

Nightmare

They are growing desperate. They'll realize I have them beaten. I was hoping they'd be foolish enough to attack, so I've prepared a surprise for them.

The capsule's set, sir. I'll send it on its way. [sends out a capsule containing Heavy Lobster]

Chef Kawasaki

Cooking this spice-free space food is as easy as boiling water!

This is the first time I ever enjoyed Kawasaki's cooking.

Chef Kawasaki

Can I boil you some dessert?

Rather dull up here. When I don't have any patients to see, I get rather impatient.

Isn't there any place we can go to get away from you two?

I should've guessed you'd try and stow away.

Escargoon

We have a right to be here, sister!

King Dedede

Yeah, this ship was built on my property.

Chef Kawasaki

What are you doing here?!

King Dedede

I'm comin' along to give you all a helping hand! I'm sick and tired of eNeMeE sendin' me all them defective monsters!

Escargoon

What else can we say? We're disgruntled.

King Dedede

I'm gonna show them crooked creepos that they've done ripped off this here king for the last time!

Well we don't believe a word you say!

Meta Knight

Do your duty, Chief.

I'm lockin' you up as non-combatant detainees.

King Dedede

You think he was trying to tell me something?

Escargoon

He did sound awfully final.

Escargoon

I think we got ourselves a monster!

King Dedede

Hey, there must be some mistake. I didn't order no monster from ya!

We sent this monster to you for free, Your Majesty.

King Dedede

Well I don't want no favors from ya, so just take it all back, ya hear?!

[in unison] RUN!!

King Dedede

You ain't nothin' but a cheap chizzlin' cheater and now we gonna settle the score with ya.

Can't we just talk this over?

King Dedede

It's too late! We just found your space fortress and now we gonna make a sneak attack!

Thanks for the tip off, Big D. [to the other members of N.M.E.] Prepare for attack. Launch all Destraya ships immediately! [signs out]

King Dedede

Hey, that chump just hung up on me!

You're the one who's the chump!

Thanks to you, they know our whole plan now.

Escargoon

[he and Dedede are shocked by what Tiff & Tuff just said] That sales guy just tricked you again, sire.

King Dedede

[Laughs] Least I don't have to pay that phone bill.