Attention all Cappies! Stay inside your homes! Keep your doors locked, and your windows shut! Kirby's on the loose!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[At night, Dedede's castle]
[offscreen] I ain't gonna let Kirby to show me up.
This is a surprise, D-Meister. Why the late night call?
Tell me who's the baddest bad guy in Dream Land?!
Is that a trick question?
You're supposed to say it's me!
I'd agree with that.
But them Cappies thinks it's Kirby!
No. How come? [As Dedede angrily growls]
HE SMASHED UP CAPPY TOWN!!
But Kirby's a good guy.
[As Dedede growls furiously] He's tearing through this kingdom on a debris spree!
[laughs] Sounds to me like Kirby found your Demon Frog.
My Demon Frog?
Don't you recall the monster you ordered a couple months back? [imitates frog noises]
Yeah. Now I remember that frog.
Majesty, that frog is a hoppin' horror show!
[End of flashback]
Ah, you mean that frog?
Sunk right into Kirby?
If the Demon Frog really is inside Kirby, then there's no way he can be held responsible for attacking Cappy Town, because it was really the Demon Frog forcing him to do it.
[cut to where Meta Knight, Tiff, and Tuff eavesdrop and learn the reason for Kirby's evil behavior]
[offscreen] I get it.
[offscreen] Kirby's being controlled by that evil amphibian.
TTiff
[whispered] I should have guessed Nightmare Enterprises did this!
[whispered] We must find a way to make that Demon Frog leave Kirby.
TTuff
[whispered] Let's go and find Kirby.
TTiff
[whispered] Yeah! [She, Tuff, and Meta Knight runs off]
Sire!
What's wrong?
Emergency! Kirby's attacking the castle!
He is?!
Sound the call for reinforcements!
I'll show that runt.
If we try to take on Kirby without Heavy Anaconda's help we might accidentally unleash the Demon Frog and who knows what it'll do!
[to Escargoon] I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION! [as he used the tape to taping Escargoon's mouth] Keep your yappin' shut! Hey! [laughs] I'm gonna use this tape to stick it to Kirby!
Kirby responded to you, Tiff. He is trying to resist the Demon Frog! That monster doesn't have total control of his mind yet. Call to him again.
TTiff
Kirby! I told you to knock it off!
I give up, Kirby! [While Demon Kirby is still beating up/attacking him and the Waddle Dees]
TTiff
FOR THE LAST TIME! STOP, KIRBY!!!!
[The Demon Frog momentarily loses control of Kirby]
[after letting the Demon Frog after he transforms himself into Demon Dedede, evilly deep voice] You puny peewees better be scared, 'cause I'm the baddest dude on the whole planet!
TTiff
YOU BETTER LEAVE KIRBY ALONE!!
They finally sent you the monster. That must be the Heavy Anaconda, Sire!
TTiff
You should teach those two a lesson.
TTuff
Yeah, they're always scheming against you!
Poyo.
TTiff
It's time to give them both a taste of their own medicine!
Poyo.
Step away, Escargoon! [He kicks Escargoon on a ground and he run away]
Wait, Sire! I'm a coward too!
[Kirby and friends arrive to find Cappy Town a smoldering wreck and thousands of Cappies homeless]
TTiff
Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.
TTuff
I don't believe it.
Folks are sayin' this is your fault.
[Kirby lowers his head and lets out a sad Poyo. The Cappies turn to Kirby to try to take out their grief on him]
When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.
Yeah. We lost everything because of you!
It was a mistake to let you live here.
Maybe it's time for you to move on.
Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!
[Kirby lets out another sad Poyo, only for his friends to step in and defend him]
TTiff
This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!
TTuff
Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?
He sure didn't save us this time.
HHana
That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.
Cappy Town is in ruins.
There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.
SSamo
It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.
TTiff
Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.
TTuff
Yeah! Now's the time to work together!
[The Cappies are questioning in a confused state while Tiff growls. Then she proudly grunts]
TTiff
Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!
Poyo!
We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.
TTiff
Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.
It's a phone.
That isn't just an ordinary phone, Your Majesty. [Dedede's phone starts ringing with a familiar-sounding ringtone, and Dedede opens his phone to find Kirby and another familiar-sounding ringtone, this one being a remix of the theme song]
Hey, what's that pink stinker doin' in there?!
And what's with that annoying music?!
[laughs] Nobody would ever suspect that you'd use a Kirby phone to call Nightmare Enterprises.
Great idea!
I wouldn't be surprised if we even get stuck with a phone bill.
[about the Halberd] Hey, what is that damn thing?
Sire, how am I supposed to know? But whatever it is, I think our friend at Nightmare Enterprises would be very interested in it.
The coming battle may well determine the fate of the galaxy.
TTiff
We can't give up without a fight.
Meta Knight, you's a dirty double-crosser! You've got some nerve buildin' this here battleship in my basement!
And what's with this "fate of the galaxy" mumbo jumbo? You got that helmet on too tight, fella?
You still have a chance to join forces with us before it is too late.
Lemme see inside of that ship first.
[the door to the inside of the Halberd opens]
Follow me. I will take you to the bridge.
Yeah, I'd like to push you off one.
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