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Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Alright, what's this all about a punishment?

If you ask me, it's punishment enough to mangle with the peasants!

Listen, you tried to make everybody eat Kirby, so now it's your turn.

[King Dedede and Escargoon gasp together in confusion]

You gotta eat Kawasaki's Toxic Atomic Curry!

[Dedede and Escargoon laugh at the ridiculous-sounding thought of eating Toxic Atomic Curry]

What'chu mean? That ain't no kind of punishment at all!

There's nothing you can cook up that's too hot for us to handle!

Here you go! [serves Dedede and Escargoon the Toxic Atomic Curry]

Looks wimpy!

Yeah, no sweat!

[Dedede and Escargoon try their bites of the Toxic Atomic Curry, then they turn red and scream as they become ablaze and then turn into ashes. Everyone laughs but then Kirby coughs up a small flame and becomes confused]

Hmm. No missing egg reports coming yet. Nobody broke into any nests, lately. I guess Kirby can go back to sittin' on the egg.

Chief Bookem...

We wanna know how it got here.

Sorry, kids. I’m afraid I can’t help you there. I’m a cop, not a detective.

I bet this thing’d make a great omelet!

He’s no help.

Mister Curio?

Hmmm... I’m not absolutely certain, but this may be the world’s largest cue-ball!

So I guess that means you don’t know.

Well, it’s certainly an egg of some kind, but I don’t know precisely what kind.

This is hopeless.

Maybe the doctor’ll know.

Well, I can’t find anything wrong with him. It seems like he’s healthy enough.

Tiff': We know Kirby’s okay, Doctor. We wanna know about the egg!

Oh! I’m sorry. I assumed Kirby was the one who laid the egg.

I know it sounds kinda wacky, but maybe Kirby’s a bird.

Hmm, maybe that’s why he likes to sleep in Tokkori’s nest every night.

Just because he acts like a bird doesn’t mean he is one!

If the idea of laying an egg got into Kirby’s head...

...that’d make him an egghead!

Well, they're not gonna be any help. I'm gonna have to crack this egg case myself.

Aha! "The common cuckoo: This bird lays its eggs in the nest of other birds, leaving their offspring to be hatched and raised by the inhabitants of the invaded nest."

Well lookie here. Little Miss Brainy's got 'er nose stuck inside another book.

Reading up on egg-xistentialism?

I bet you two are the ones who stuck that egg in Tokkori's nest.

Now why would we do something like that?

How do you know it's not really Kirby's anyway? After all, it wouldn't be the first time that little dodo bird laid an egg.

Laid a egg!

[Tiff growls at what Dedede and Escargoon had just said]

I hope this works, sire.

Wait'll they see what hatches.

It's rainin' cats and dogs, but I never thought an egg would rain on me' 'ead! Look, mate, that egg of yours won't hatch if you don't protect it from the cold and rain. Here's a trick a platypus taught me. [surrounds the Galbo egg with a ring of grass and provides Kirby with a leaf to shield it with] That'll shelter the shell from the rain, but you're going to have to help the little fella stay cozy. Just like this. [incubates the egg for a second] Now, you try. [Kirby incubates the egg] Righto! Good luck, Kirby!

What is that?!

Look at those teeth!

That's the ugliest bird I ever saw!

I don't think that's a bird. It doesn't even have wings!

Well, what is it then?

It's a... thing.

[the baby Galbo hops towards Kirby, frightening his friends for a bit. It starts snuggling and playing with Kirby. Tiff attempts to pet the baby Galbo, but it hops away from her. Tuff, Fololo, and Falala all laugh]

The thing likes Kirby, but it thinks Tiff's too scary!

Kirby's gonna have a full-time job keepin' that thing fed.

Let's go get lunch! Watchin' it eat so much is makin' me hungry.

Good idea. We'll let them get acquainted.

Well out in the country, they start to party at noon and boogie on down to the break of dawn!

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