Kirby: Right Back at Ya! quotes

King Dedede

Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! This slop ain't fit for a doggone dog! There's gotta be something here that's eatable! [takes a bite of a salad, chews for a few seconds then bursts into tears] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

Escargoon

But Majesty, we've got other choices. Instant noodles, cat food, crunchy liver-and-bacon dog treats, hmm? [Dedede looms over him]

King Dedede

I WANT SOMETHIN' TASTY!!!!!

King Dedede

Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! THIS TASTES LIKE TRASH!!! Kawasaki, ain't you got nothing digestion-able in this here dump!?

Chef Kawasaki

Sorry, Sire. That's every dish on the menu.

King Dedede

You ain't no chef, YOU'RE A GARBAGEMAN!!

Escargoon

Come clean, Kawasaki. All chefs have secret recipes. Don't hold out on us!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm not! That's all I have!

King Dedede

What a loser. Let's get out of here.

Chef Kawasaki

But what about your bill?

King Dedede

Forget it, pizza-face! [throws a pizza at Kawasaki]

Chef Kawasaki

[tastes the pizza] It tastes okay to me...

Greetings, Triple D.

King Dedede

I need a top-class chef for my new restaurant.

You owning a restaurant is like a termite owning a lumber yard.

King Dedede

I’ll revolutionize Cappy Town’s coo-zine, then I’ll flambé Kirby in a food-for-all.

That's an appetizing proposition. Sit back while we cook up a cook!

King Dedede

He looks real continental-like.

N.M.E. Sales Guy: May I introduce... Monsieur Goan!

Voilà! Le tournedos.

King Dedede

Tornado?

Escargoon

Not tornado. Tournedos. That's a fancy foreign language, Sire. [gets bonked by Dedede]

King Dedede

I was joking, ya beanhead!

Take a taste, Your Majesty. See what you think of his cooking.

King Dedede

Whoo! Yeah! This guy’s chow is full of pow!

I take it that’s a thumbs up.

King Dedede

Yuuum! [eats more of Goan's tasty food]

Escargoon

I want some! I want some! Just a teensy-weensy taste... [reaches for Goan's food but gets bonked again]

King Dedede

This is yuuum-tastic! [licks the last of the sauce on Goan's dish] This sauce is sauce-alicious! [hands his now-empty plate back to Goan] Monsieur Goan, first we're gonna tickle them Cappies' taste buds. Then we're gonna tackle Kirby!

Oui.

Escargoon

Bonsoir!

My wife and I are honored to be your first customers.

I love the decor. It's so elegant!

Escargoon

No expense has been spared to create the ultimate dining experience for the citizens of Cappy Town.

Gus

Well, how's the chow?

Did you like it?

It was heavenly.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it 100!

But how much did you pay?

Just $5!

Say what?!

5 bucks?!

Oh boy!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm through.

I've got to try this place!

They say that chef is from some fancy foreign country.

Mmm... the flavors are fascinating. I wonder what that delightfully tangy taste is?

Escargoon

That's essence of kumquat, also found in this dish.

Hmm. I'm not sure I'm gonna like orange food.

Escargoon

We feel an adventurous pallet is a happy pallet.

Marvelous!

Escargoon

And now we present... tonight's main entrée!

Wah! That's it?

Escargoon

It may be tiny, but what's there is grade A, top of the line quality!

But...

Escargoon

Just taste it and see!

Lady Like

The food is fantastico!

Sir Ebrum

Absolutely smashing, Escargoon!

Escargoon

Monsieur Goan will be delighted!

More, please!

Chef Kawasaki

I can't even give my food away.

What are you gonna do?

I guess you can always pay people to eat here.

Chef Kawasaki

Kirby, did you put all of those peppers in the chowder?!

Chef Kawasaki

[sighs] He was my only customer and I turned him into a flamethrower...

King Dedede

If it's hot they want, we'll give 'em volcanic vittles!

Oui!

They're servin' up a special sorbet! We gotta counterattack 'em fast!

Chef Kawasaki

It's done. This dish is so hot, it may burn through the pot.

What is it?

Chef Kawasaki

I call it Toxic Atomic Curry. When they get a taste of this, I'll be the hottest chef in town! [laughs maniacally]

But people are gettin' tired of spicy food. We-

Chef Kawasaki

Tell me, Tiff. Where's Kirby?

Kirby? He's across the street eating.

Chef Kawasaki

Too bad, I'll taste it myself. I can take the heat. [tastes his new Superspicy Curry and becomes ablaze]

[gasp] You're on fire!

Chef Kawasaki

Hahahaa-haha! Atomic Curry!

King Dedede

Who wants to see what Monsieur Goan's gonna cook up now?

I do!

King Dedede

Take it away, Monsieur Goan!

Okay.

Kirby's in trouble!

That monster knows every trick in the book!

Meta Knight

You mean in the cookbook!

Hey, that's a pretty good one!

King Dedede

[Laughing] Won't be long now, Kirby!

Kirby

[freezes]

Kirby!

Escargoon

Relax, you'll feel a lot better when you try a bracing bowl of Kirby sorbet.

King Dedede

Just chill out, Kirby.

Yeah! He's Fire Kirby!

Meta Knight

No, that's the heartburn from Kawasaki's cooking.

Chef Kawasaki

I finally out-spiced Kirby!