Scenes with Sir Ebrum 26
Mmm... the flavors are fascinating. I wonder what that delightfully tangy taste is?
That's essence of kumquat, also found in this dish.
Hmm. I'm not sure I'm gonna like orange food.
We feel an adventurous pallet is a happy pallet.
And now we present... tonight's main entrée!
[Goan enters and serves several dishes of two pieces of meat, a small piece of salad, and a strawberry each]
It may be tiny, but what's there is grade A, top of the line quality!
[Kirby and the family try their bites]
Sir EbrumAbsolutely smashing, Escargoon!
Monsieur Goan will be delighted!
[Tiff, however, is feeling disgusted]
Sir Ebrum
Dear, perhaps we should build a float.
It's a wonderful idea, darling, but I'd feel a lot safer if we knew what the King was planning to do with his new monster.
[Kawasaki throws the Gira extract, which bounces off Chef Shiitake, then off the wall... and into Kirby’s mouth, and he swallows it.]
No, Kirby, don’t eat that!
[The sclera in Kirby’s eyes turned purple due to the Gira extract taking effect.]
I don’t even wanna think about it!
[Kirby walks over and grabs a fork and knife, and does a happy skip in place, but when he sees King Triple-D, he sees him as a nice roast turkey, then he sees Escargoon as a plate of escargot with lemon slices, then Mayor Len and his wife as hot dogs, Lady Like and Sir Ebrum’s heads as soft serve, and the other Cappies as various food items.]
[Kirby runs up and gives chase to his majesty and his right-hand snail.]
[Sir Ebrum and Mayor Len try to intervene.]
Sir Ebrum
Control yourself, Kirby!
[Kirby was still imagining them as food, so then a few more joined the chase.]
[Cut to the king and Escargoon being chased by a food-dazed Kirby in the hallways of Castle Dedede.
[Then King Dedede runs in his personal phone booth, leaving Escargoon outside.]
[The king proceeds to dial the N.M.E. Sales Guy.]
S.O.S.! I need an emergency download here!
Chill, 3-D. I’ll just charge extra for the express service.
I don’t care, just hurry up!
[Cut to the figures on Iro’s windowsill growing to life, then the small circular, square and triangular shaped fighter figures were now on his bed, causing him to stir awake]
[Iro sees his grown-to-life figures in front of him.]
[Cue the figures causing chaos inside the homes of Cappy Town]
'[Cut to the figures growing to life on everyone’s windowsills, including Kirby’s]
[Cut to Tuff’s bedroom, where his three figures were surrounding him, making him backed up against his headboard]
[The figures approach Tuff, and Tuff tries whacking his pillow around to shoo them away]
[Cut to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like’s bedroom, where a figure lands hard on Sir Ebrum’s side of the bed, making him jolt awake screaming]
[Lady Like sees the alive figures all around the floor surrounding the bed and screams too]
[Tiff runs in the bedroom screaming, with figures of her own chasing her, and hops on the bed with Sir Ebrum and Lady Like]
They’re monsters! I knew it!
Sir Ebrum
We should have Kirby inhale these intruders!
We need him to come rescue us!
Sir Ebrum
Good day, Your Majesty.
You most certainly startled us.
You better not be here for Kirby.
[laughs] We're not here for the little hog.
We here for the big mouth!
Huh? [The limousine use a grab nabber to nab her]
[Dedede and Escargoon stuff Tiff into their limo and drive away with her, they laughing]
[chases Dedede's limousine alongside Kirby, Fololo & Falala] COME BACK!
Sir Ebrum
How dare he! That blaggard has kidnapped our daughter!
We have to get her back somehow!
Alright Kabu, I'm gonna ask ya one last time. Now is you or is you ain't hidin' Kirby's Warp Star? [Kabu doesn't respond]
Alright, Mister Frozen Face, now you're gonna get it!
Attack! [the Waddle Dees throw their spears at Kabu, but they simply bounce off him without any effect on him]
Escargoon! I want that freaky tiki in jail!
Waddle Doo! Throw Kabu in the dungeon, you hear?
Dungeon?! But Your Majesty, I don't have the Waddle Dee power. Kabu's too big to move!
Believe it or not, he's heavier than you are.
[Then lightning flashes, and the sky begins to darken, meanwhile Tiff and the other were running down the castle’s hallway, with Sir Ebrum and Lady Like running down the opposite direction, and they meet up.]
Sir Ebrum
Tiff!
Thank goodness you’re safe!
[Then in the heavily windy sky, descending a humongous UFO above Faraway, then it prepares its weapon at the bottom of the ship, then it blasts its shot towards the group, and they all scatter except for Kirby, who got knocked back by it’s blast.]
[The ship fired three more shots at Kirby, and he got knocked back by those too. Then a barrage of shots come from all around, while the Cappies were all watching from Cappy Town, and Dedede and Escargoon drive in their limousine towards the castle.]
[overhears Tiff's family laughing at him getting hit with a pie] Hey, what's so funny? [the family stops laughing for a few seconds, and then starts laughing again]
Sir Ebrum
You're quite the comedian, your majesty!
A cream pie in the face... now that's a classic! [She and Sir Ebrum start laughing again while Dedede growls angrily]
Slowing down the tape for a moment, we clearly see the stunned expression on the king's face as he is unexpectedly pie-pummeled. [laughs at the repeats twice]
You also made my family scream many times in the past, your majesty. But now it's screaming with laughter!
It's funnier every time they show it! [Dedede growls again before running out of the living room]
Sir Ebrum
[about the idea of winning money through a meal] That's interesting.
It would be nice to win that money.
Sir Ebrum
Oh dear, we're above that sort of thing.
Wow, Kirby sure cleaned his plates.
With Kirby around, who needs a dishwasher?
Sir Ebrum
I say every home should have a Kirby.
It's gettin' kinda late, Kirby. Why don't you sleep at our house tonight?
[sees Tuff's soccer ball] Tuff, you know better. Take this ball outside.
[about the outside storm] Out there? [cue booming thunder sounds, startling Kirby and the kids]
Sir Ebrum
The weather's taken a nasty turn.
I've never seen lightning this bad.
I'll be home late, and I won't be able to make dinner for you. So get something from the refrigerator, okay?
It was Mom. [imitating Lady Like] "I won't be able to make dinner!" She gets to go out and *we* get to go hungry.
Sir Ebrum
We shall fend for ourselves! I wonder if Kawasaki's has a kids' menu?
Sir Ebrum
Kawasaki's is the best restaurant in Cappy Town, possibly because it's the only restaurant in Cappy Town!
I'm not going there either! Why don't you cook something up, Tiff?
Well you're a girl, aren't ya?
[directly in Tuff's face] Oh, I see! I should cook because I'm the girl!
Sure, cooking's womens' work!
Well, wipe that dopey smirk off your face! To say cooking is womens' work is not only insulting, it's also a big fat lie!
Sir Ebrum
Hmm?
Remember when we were young, how we loved hanging around together at the beach?
Sir Ebrum
Those were the days...
Wow, Mom and Dad used to be young?
Mom, why don’t you show your photo album to Kirby?
Alright, we can do some reminiscing!
[Tiff flips to the first page, showing a younger Sir Ebrum and Lady Like]
[Tiff flips to another photos page]
You were a goofy dad! [laughs] Nice makeup, mom!
[Tiff flips to another photos page]
Didn’t they have barbers then? [laughs]
[Tiff flips to a page with multiple pictures of them at the beach with tans]
You guys did like the beach!
[They all laughed]
A tan makes you look so hefty!
Sir Ebrum
And beautiful!
[Kirby notices something, then Tiff notices Kirby’s expression, then Kirby points at Lady Like’s face]
WRINKLES?! [looks at herself in her hand mirror and then she screamed] The sun rays are mummifying me! [to us, the viewers] Stop staring at me! My face is looking like a prune! [screams] Call the plastic surgeon!
Sir Ebrum
Aren't you overreacting, dear?
[Lady Like pushed Tiff, Tuff and Sir Ebrum inside the castle]
[Lady Like grabs Kirby by the hand and takes him inside too]
Sir Ebrum
All clear outside, too, my dear!
I think the way the King is behaving is perfectly un-decent.
With my new remote-controlled spy fly, I'll get me a real bug's eye view! [He uses the Grasshopper Eavesdropper to take a peek at the Escargoon in a changing-tent]
How humiliating...[He picks up the tin pan] This one looks too small, but I'll try it on anyway,
This is it! Yeah! Let see!!
[Moans, but he notices Grasshopper Eavesdropper spying on him and he screams in shock, smashing it with the tin-pan] SPY ON ME, WILL YA!?
It's busted! Now my undercover bug can't spy on that slug!
[Tiff and Tuff accidentally lift the changing tent curtain too early, Escargoon screams while he's naked]
[In the changing tent] A tin pan on my can...How am I supposed to look good in this junkaroo!? [Wears a bucket] Ta-da! Bucket-butt! [Wears a sheep wool] Look at me! I'm a sheep! I'm a mess! [Wears a vase, laughing] How about this one? Disaster! [As he throws a vase out of changing tent]
Sir Ebrum
Steady, Tiff.
I hope so. Wow, this shell sure is interesting.
Sure. Just look at how intricate it is inside.
Wow, how come something as nasty as a snail gets such a nice shell, Tiff?
Because snails don't have any bones in their bodies.
Sir Ebrum
I wonder what he does look like without that shell.
[All laughing, except Tiff]
[upset] Quit making jokes and go find me something decent to wear, I can't bear it anymore!
Sir Ebrum
I'm afraid we warned you.
If your tooth is zat hurting...
[looming over Tuff] Then you'll have to go see the dentist.
[cut to King Dedede's bedroom]
SAY WHAT?!?!?! To th' dentist?!
But, Sire, you have to get that tooth filled!
Ain't no way you gonna drag me there!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment, where Tuff is hanging on to the edge of the couch while Tiff is pulling him]
I told you! I don't wanna go see the dentist! WAAAAAAAAH!
[cut back to Dedede's bedroom where Escargoon is trying to pull him away from the bed]
I'd rather dive head-first into the Booma-Dooma Volcano!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
[cut back to Dedede's room again]
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
[Cut to Sir Ebrum, Lady Like and Tiff chasing after Tuff in the castle’s hallways, with Kirby happily trailing behind]
I don’t wanna get my teeth drilled!
But if you don’t get it fixed, the pain will get worser!
I don’t care, I’ll take my chances!
Sir Ebrum
Once you get the filling, it won’t hurt at all!
[Cut to another part of the castle’s hallways where King Dedede was being dragged by Escargoon and the Waddle Dees to the dentist, with Waddle Doo on the king’s back]
Doctor Yabui won't hurt you, Sire.
He had you shrieking like a smoke detector!
But you’re so completely insensitive, you probably won’t feel a thing!
I bet you and them crafty cavities is conspiring against me! [cries]
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