Scenes with Lady Like 27
Mmm... the flavors are fascinating. I wonder what that delightfully tangy taste is?
That's essence of kumquat, also found in this dish.
Hmm. I'm not sure I'm gonna like orange food.
We feel an adventurous pallet is a happy pallet.
And now we present... tonight's main entrée!
[Goan enters and serves several dishes of two pieces of meat, a small piece of salad, and a strawberry each]
It may be tiny, but what's there is grade A, top of the line quality!
[Kirby and the family try their bites]
Lady LikeThe food is fantastico!
Absolutely smashing, Escargoon!
Monsieur Goan will be delighted!
[Tiff, however, is feeling disgusted]
Dear, perhaps we should build a float.
Lady Like
It's a wonderful idea, darling, but I'd feel a lot safer if we knew what the King was planning to do with his new monster.
[Cut to the figures on Iro’s windowsill growing to life, then the small circular, square and triangular shaped fighter figures were now on his bed, causing him to stir awake]
[Iro sees his grown-to-life figures in front of him.]
[Cue the figures causing chaos inside the homes of Cappy Town]
'[Cut to the figures growing to life on everyone’s windowsills, including Kirby’s]
[Cut to Tuff’s bedroom, where his three figures were surrounding him, making him backed up against his headboard]
[The figures approach Tuff, and Tuff tries whacking his pillow around to shoo them away]
[Cut to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like’s bedroom, where a figure lands hard on Sir Ebrum’s side of the bed, making him jolt awake screaming]
Lady Like
What’s wrong?
[Lady Like sees the alive figures all around the floor surrounding the bed and screams too]
[Tiff runs in the bedroom screaming, with figures of her own chasing her, and hops on the bed with Sir Ebrum and Lady Like]
They’re monsters! I knew it!
We should have Kirby inhale these intruders!
Lady Like
We need him to come rescue us!
Lady Like
You most certainly startled us.
You better not be here for Kirby.
[laughs] We're not here for the little hog.
We here for the big mouth!
Huh? [The limousine use a grab nabber to nab her]
Lady Like
Tiff, no!
[Dedede and Escargoon stuff Tiff into their limo and drive away with her, they laughing]
[chases Dedede's limousine alongside Kirby, Fololo & Falala] COME BACK!
How dare he! That blaggard has kidnapped our daughter!
Lady Like
We have to get her back somehow!
Alright Kabu, I'm gonna ask ya one last time. Now is you or is you ain't hidin' Kirby's Warp Star? [Kabu doesn't respond]
Alright, Mister Frozen Face, now you're gonna get it!
Attack! [the Waddle Dees throw their spears at Kabu, but they simply bounce off him without any effect on him]
Escargoon! I want that freaky tiki in jail!
Waddle Doo! Throw Kabu in the dungeon, you hear?
Dungeon?! But Your Majesty, I don't have the Waddle Dee power. Kabu's too big to move!
Believe it or not, he's heavier than you are.
[Then lightning flashes, and the sky begins to darken, meanwhile Tiff and the other were running down the castle’s hallway, with Sir Ebrum and Lady Like running down the opposite direction, and they meet up.]
Lady Like
Thank goodness you’re safe!
[Then in the heavily windy sky, descending a humongous UFO above Faraway, then it prepares its weapon at the bottom of the ship, then it blasts its shot towards the group, and they all scatter except for Kirby, who got knocked back by it’s blast.]
[The ship fired three more shots at Kirby, and he got knocked back by those too. Then a barrage of shots come from all around, while the Cappies were all watching from Cappy Town, and Dedede and Escargoon drive in their limousine towards the castle.]
[overhears Tiff's family laughing at him getting hit with a pie] Hey, what's so funny? [the family stops laughing for a few seconds, and then starts laughing again]
You're quite the comedian, your majesty!
A cream pie in the face... now that's a classic! [She and Sir Ebrum start laughing again while Dedede growls angrily]
Slowing down the tape for a moment, we clearly see the stunned expression on the king's face as he is unexpectedly pie-pummeled. [laughs at the repeats twice]
Lady Like
You also made my family scream many times in the past, your majesty. But now it's screaming with laughter!
It's funnier every time they show it! [Dedede growls again before running out of the living room]
[about the idea of winning money through a meal] That's interesting.
Lady Like
It would be nice to win that money.
Oh dear, we're above that sort of thing.
Wow, Kirby sure cleaned his plates.
Lady Like
With Kirby around, who needs a dishwasher?
I say every home should have a Kirby.
It's gettin' kinda late, Kirby. Why don't you sleep at our house tonight?
Lady Like
My husband's prime minister!
Your husband's unemployed, Blondie!
Lady Like
[sees Tuff's soccer ball] Tuff, you know better. Take this ball outside.
[about the outside storm] Out there? [cue booming thunder sounds, startling Kirby and the kids]
The weather's taken a nasty turn.
I've never seen lightning this bad.
Lady Like
I'll be home late, and I won't be able to make dinner for you. So get something from the refrigerator, okay?
It was Mom. [imitating Lady Like] "I won't be able to make dinner!" She gets to go out and *we* get to go hungry.
We shall fend for ourselves! I wonder if Kawasaki's has a kids' menu?
Kawasaki's is the best restaurant in Cappy Town, possibly because it's the only restaurant in Cappy Town!
I'm not going there either! Why don't you cook something up, Tiff?
Well you're a girl, aren't ya?
[directly in Tuff's face] Oh, I see! I should cook because I'm the girl!
Sure, cooking's womens' work!
Well, wipe that dopey smirk off your face! To say cooking is womens' work is not only insulting, it's also a big fat lie!
Lady Like
Ebrum, darling.
Lady Like
Remember when we were young, how we loved hanging around together at the beach?
Wow, Mom and Dad used to be young?
Mom, why don’t you show your photo album to Kirby?
Lady Like
Alright, we can do some reminiscing!
[Tiff flips to the first page, showing a younger Sir Ebrum and Lady Like]
[Tiff flips to another photos page]
You were a goofy dad! [laughs] Nice makeup, mom!
[Tiff flips to another photos page]
Didn’t they have barbers then? [laughs]
[Tiff flips to a page with multiple pictures of them at the beach with tans]
You guys did like the beach!
[They all laughed]
Lady Like
A tan makes you look so hefty!
Lady Like
Ebrum... [giggles]
[Kirby notices something, then Tiff notices Kirby’s expression, then Kirby points at Lady Like’s face]
Lady Like
Yes, dear?
Lady Like
WRINKLES?! [looks at herself in her hand mirror and then she screamed] The sun rays are mummifying me! [to us, the viewers] Stop staring at me! My face is looking like a prune! [screams] Call the plastic surgeon!
Aren't you overreacting, dear?
Lady Like
NO!! INSIDE!
[Lady Like pushed Tiff, Tuff and Sir Ebrum inside the castle]
Lady Like
You heard me! Move it!
Lady Like
You too!
[Lady Like grabs Kirby by the hand and takes him inside too]
All clear outside, too, my dear!
Lady Like
I think the way the King is behaving is perfectly un-decent.
With my new remote-controlled spy fly, I'll get me a real bug's eye view! [He uses the Grasshopper Eavesdropper to take a peek at the Escargoon in a changing-tent]
How humiliating...[He picks up the tin pan] This one looks too small, but I'll try it on anyway,
This is it! Yeah! Let see!!
[Moans, but he notices Grasshopper Eavesdropper spying on him and he screams in shock, smashing it with the tin-pan] SPY ON ME, WILL YA!?
It's busted! Now my undercover bug can't spy on that slug!
[Tiff and Tuff accidentally lift the changing tent curtain too early, Escargoon screams while he's naked]
[In the changing tent] A tin pan on my can...How am I supposed to look good in this junkaroo!? [Wears a bucket] Ta-da! Bucket-butt! [Wears a sheep wool] Look at me! I'm a sheep! I'm a mess! [Wears a vase, laughing] How about this one? Disaster! [As he throws a vase out of changing tent]
Lady Like
Did it work?
I hope so. Wow, this shell sure is interesting.
Sure. Just look at how intricate it is inside.
Wow, how come something as nasty as a snail gets such a nice shell, Tiff?
Because snails don't have any bones in their bodies.
I wonder what he does look like without that shell.
[All laughing, except Tiff]
[upset] Quit making jokes and go find me something decent to wear, I can't bear it anymore!
It's amazing! Kirby, this is so nice it almost makes me regret all the times I tried to destroyed you!
OK, kids, get ready. Presenting..me! [Everybody applauds and Kirby cheers. Escargoon posing with his new shell for a bit] Hi!
Lady Like
Very becoming!
It shows the spikier of me.
And it looks like a perfect fit, too.
Merci. Fashion's show's over, missy! Get cracking that shell! And step on it!
I guess you can't judge a slug by his cover.
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