Tokkori quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Tokkori

That thing's already torn up half the town!

Tokkori

Some wormhole. I don't see no worms nowhere.

What's that?

Don't know, but it looks unfriendly.

King Dedede

Them Cappy-ccinos need half-and-half'in'! [sics Slice 'n Splice on the townsfolk, resulting in a massive mix-up of their body parts with several screams let out]

Oh, this is baaaa-d.

Aw, are you kidding?

King Dedede

[laughs] Un-baa-lievable!

Escargoon

Why'd ya have to go and mix us up with sheep? I know you like fleecing your subjects, but this is ridiculous.

Tokkori

Just look at me. I used to be fine and feathery. Now I'm fat and furry.

Have a gander at me, mate! A mammal's gotta be bats to want wings!

Tokkori

I want my body back as much as you do, but that there monster's too tough for us to tackle.

Crikey. Kirby's gonna have to give that beast a shalackin' so I can get me fur back.

Tokkori

Let's go find him.

Right.

King Dedede

Say, you Cappies look kinda sheepish. Hah! Sheepish! That's a good one! [laughs]

King Dedede! [Dedede looks at Bookem with a shocked expression on his face] Body-snatchin's illegal.

King Dedede

So what? You may have my body, but I'm still head around here!

We demand you return us to normal, your highness. We're one furious flock!

Chef Kawasaki

I like lamb chops, but this is ridiculous.

Escargoon

Listen, we don't wanna start a stampede. Let's give their bodies back and go after Kirby.

King Dedede

Good idea. I'm glad I thought of it. Listen up! I've done decided to be magnanimous and give y'all yer Cappy bodies back. Slice n' Splice, stick 'em all back together!

Uh, you guys look a little mixed up.

What happened?

They got the right heads but the wrong bodies!

Tokkori

No kiddin', columbo.

His monster mixed us up.

What monster?

Tokkori

Dedede's monster, and Kirby's gotta change us back pronto!

I'm fed up with havin' feathers.

WE NEED KIRBY!

Tokkori

There you are! We got big trouble, buddy-boy!

Ah, mate's got a muzzle on his mouth.

Tokkori

What's up with that, Junior?

Warn everybody there's a tough guy looking to fight Kirby.

Tokkori

Hope it's a food fight.

Tokkori

These two stole your chick, and they were tryin' to turn it into a flyin' freakshow!

Escargoon

Uh, we can explain...

King Dedede

But you ain't gonna listen, are ya?

Tokkori

Well, Junior, you're like a fly in a marmalade factory. You're always gettin' stuck in a jam.

Kirby

Poyo.

TUFF!

Ah! Hey, Tiff, what's wrong? How come you look so mad?

You know why! You were fighting!

We were just helping this old tree.

Yeah, Whispy Woods asked us to.

Oh, really? So Whispy Woods asked you to kick out those animals?

Well, not exactly...

Of course not. Because those animals helped that tree by living in it!

Huh!?

Kirby

Poyo?

Acore provides us with a place to stay. And in exchange, we harm those insects and enrich the soil.

That's right. Kicking them out was a mistake!

[sadly] Aw...

We were only trying to help...

Tokkori

Well, ya didn't. Thanks to you, that tree's even worse off than before!

You helped them too, Tokkori.

Tokkori

Yeah, I forgot that.

Please don't fall, Acore!

Tokkori

It's too much! We can't hold 'im!

Yes, we can, just push!

We can't give up!

We can't let our friend come crashin' to the ground, mates!

King Dedede

[laughing] Them do-gooders think we gave up!

Escargoon

They're always overestimatin' our common sense. [has the Grasshopper Eavesdropper detonate near a nearby waterfall, causing a flood in one final attempt to destroy Acore]

Tokkori

That's one dangerous doll. Last night, it stomped me without any warnin'. Kick that thing out!

Escargoon

Hey, watch it! I just had your hat cleaned.

Tokkori

What's that? Nobody wants to play with ya? [bursts out laughing about what Kirby told him] Nobody wants to play with ya, because nobody here likes ya!

Kirby

[shocked by what Tokkori just said to him] POYO?!

Tokkori

Ever since you got here, you've been a pink pain in the neck. As usual, I'm the only one around here with the guts to tell you the truth. Everybody says that Kirby is nothin' but trouble. If I was you, I'd fly the coop cause you ain't welcome here, Sonny! [Kirby starts packing up] With you outta the way, things would finally get back to normal, and I could take over this cottage permanent. Booooy, wouldn't that be the day? [notices that Kirby's gone] Huh? Kirby? Where'd that boy go?

What!? He ran away?!

Tokkori

That's what I said, ain't it?

Tokkori...WHY WOULD KIRBY WANNA RUN AWAY!?

Tokkori

If you really wanna know, Kirby and I had a little talk. I said he'd be better off elsewhere since nobody likes him here anyway!

Tokkori

Well how come none of YOU would play with him?

[teasing] That's for us to know and you to find out!

[grabbing Tokkori] Are you telling us the truth about Kirby?!

Tokkori

[absolutely terrified] YEAH! YEAH, IT'S TRUE!!

YEAH?! Then you'd better get out there and find him! AND NOW!!!

Tokkori

[flying out of the house] AAAAGHH!! KIRBY!!

I think it was Stone Kirby.

I think you are right. [presses button]

Tokkori

What's the answer?

It was Fire Kirby. [presses button]

I don't recall.

Kawasaki

I'll take a wild guess. [presses button, answering "Needle"]

That's easy. It was Fire Kirby, remember?

Kirby

[pressing button] Fire!

Escargoon

It was Fire Kirby for sure.

King Dedede

Haha! Stone Kirby! [presses button]

This tough cookie fought against Kirby only to become a great hero. What was his name?

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Escargoon

Knuckle Joe!

King Dedede

[presses button] DEDEDE!

Escargoon

I had the right answer!

King Dedede

Guess my hands must have slipped or something.

Spin Kick! [Tokkori presses button]

Who cares, anyway?