[Cappies laughing after throwing those pies at Chef Kawasaki]
[offscreen] Drop those pies!
[All the cappies exclaims in once]
I expect this from Dedede but not from you!
We're only doing what the king said we had.
Tomorrow's your Appreciation Day, Chief Bookem. But I guess it's your Dis Day now.
Oh, that's alright. Don't bother.
Looks like Tiff's trying to disrupt Dis Day.
Just wait 'til she finds out who we dissin' next!
[King Dedede and Escargoon laughing evilly]
He's worse than heartburn.
[Kirby crashes into Cappy Town; charred, but he still okay after the watermelon bombs explode inside]
MLMayor Len
Imagine someone doing such an awful thing.
[angry] DEDEDE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!
Yeah, he can't get away with turning Kirby into a firework!
I'm having an idea on how to get them back! And I'll need you all to help me!
[All the Cappies exclaim in once]
If he thinks these pranks is funny he's dead wrong!
[Cut to King Dedede and Escargoon in a throne room]
[laughing] So you think Kirby liked his present?
He was blown away by it, Sire.
[laughing] You know I almost feel sorry for that pink pea brain. Maybe I should get him a little thank you gift for being such a good sport.
In the market for a monster, Big D?
No thanks, I played a dynamite trick on Kirby and now I want to buy him a nice present.
Maybe a box of chocolate-covered watermelons, or a toy, or maybe a t-shirt that says "poyo" on it.
And wrap it up really pretty too.
You sure you guys are feeling all right?
Hush-up! Just send me a present for Kirby or I'll never order a monster from you again!
I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty...
[laughs, offscreen] That's more like it!
[runs into the throne room] A message for you, Sire!
It's from Tiff. She's inviting us to Kirby's memorial service.
I regret to inform you that Kirby is gone. We're gathering to bid farewell to him this afternoon. Please, join us to pay our last respects.
MLMayor Len
All those explosions were simply too much for him to take!
[Dedede and Escargoon whimpering]
Hard for him. What was left.
[gasps, then cried] KIRBY!!! [whimpering as he starts having flashbacks of Kirby in his mind. Back in reality, he tears up] ...I'm sorry!..
[Dedede and Escargoon start crying in front of Kirby's grave, while Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies, still crestfallen, are standing in front of it]
Forgive us, Kirby! That prank was His Majesty's idea, but I was the one who came up with the time bomb part! For once I wish I weren't so brilliant!
[As he hitting Escargoon on the head] Now I wish you was dumb as me! [crying continues]
If only that were possible.
I never would have played that prank if I never knew this was gonna happen...I wish I could go and take it all back!
Unfortunately, it's too late.
But there's got to be something I can do.
You can't do start by promising not to play any more practical jokes on your subjects!
I PROMISE!! [crying] Here, Kirby. This one ain't got no time bomb.
I'm sure he'd like that a lot.
I MISS YOU KIRBY OL' BUDDY! [cries]
I think Dedede is really sorry.
Looks like he learned his lesson.
[Kirby then jumps out of his fake grave, and eats the watermelon. Dedede and Escargoon scream]
He even got a hungry ghost!
[Tuff groans]
Kirby's not a ghost. The runt's still alive! A-ha! You were all playing a trick on His Majesty, weren't ya?
[whimpers, then loudly cries tears of joy] I'M GLAD HE'S OKAY!!!
It was dull bein' ruler of Dream Land before you came along. I need me an enemy!
The king really has changed.
In his own twisted way he cares about Kirby.
That maniac drilled so deep, I thought he was gonna strike oil...
[hearty laugh] Serves ya right! I knew that sweet tooth of yours would turn sour someday!
You’re quite a candy fiend yourself, Sire. You could get cavities too, you know.
[laughs] My chompers is way too powerful to get conquered by cavities!
[He shows off his pearly whites to the others]
MBMayor Blustergas, Samo and Kawasaki
Ooooh!
[Which leads King Dedede and Escargoon to drive into Cappy Town with their Royal Racecar]
I heard a rumor that Kirby's raisin' a ruckus 'round here.
He's public enemy number one.
MLMayor Len Blustergas
He's destroying Cappy Town!
I told you Kirby's scarier than you are.
[Kirby throws a pan out the window, breaking it]
He does look kinda scary.
[laughs] Who knew a half-pint could be so horrifying?
I ain't gonna let that pipsqueak out-mean me! [He jumps out of Royal Racecar]
Wait, what are you gonna do!?
I'm gonna prove I'm more troublesome than Kirby is! [He enters in Kawasaki's restaurant]
Sire, I was only kidding!
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself and Dedede gasped]
You're much worse than Kirby.
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself, Escargoon screams and hides behind Dedede]
[Kirby and friends arrive to find Cappy Town a smoldering wreck and thousands of Cappies homeless]
Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.
Folks are sayin' this is your fault.
[Kirby lowers his head and lets out a sad Poyo. The Cappies turn to Kirby to try to take out their grief on him]
MLMayor Len Blustergas
When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.
Yeah. We lost everything because of you!
It was a mistake to let you live here.
Maybe it's time for you to move on.
Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!
[Kirby lets out another sad Poyo, only for his friends to step in and defend him]
This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!
Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?
He sure didn't save us this time.
That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.
MLMayor Len Blustergas
Cappy Town is in ruins.
There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.
It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.
Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.
Yeah! Now's the time to work together!
[The Cappies are questioning in a confused state while Tiff growls. Then she proudly grunts]
Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!
We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.
Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.
MLMayor Len Blustergas
This is catastrophic.
How can we survive, Meta Knight?
Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.
Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!
That's what this battleship's for, right?
We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.
The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?
[the Cappies recoil in fear]
I'm a chef, not a soldier!
I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!
Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.
MLMayor Len Blustergas
I'm too old to volunteer.
I think I left my oven on!
My crystal ball needs polishing!
[the Cappies run out of the Halberd in terror]
Kirby doesn't stand a chance without help.
[the Cappies turn around and notice Kit Cosmos]
Well what're you waitin' for? We can't let a Star Warrior battle alone!
I don't know, but he could use a shave.
Sergeant Kit Cosmos! I served with Meta Knight and the Star Warrior force and I'm reportin' for duty.
Kirby and his squad found me there, and when they went home, I chose to stay. But now I've come to help Kirby take on eNeMeE. All right then, who's ready to fight alongside me?
He certainly is a tough cookie.
Yeah. Even tougher than my cookies.
Will you stand alongside me, or are you a cowering coward?
MLMayor Len Blustergas
We can't fight, Sergeant.
Not soldiers? Is that a reason for you to stand there and do nothin'?! Kirby's riskin' his life to save your planet, and it's your duty to help him!
[laughs] That liver sure made you shiver!
[brushing his teeth to get the taste of Kawasaki's cooking out of his mouth] I was completely disgusted!
Now you know how we feel about you!
[both laugh until they are suddenly interrupted by the Halberd's crew barging into the command center]
MLMayor Len Blustergas
There's the monster delivery system!
Kirby beat eNeMeE and now we're gonna destroy this place!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy gasps in shock and terror after having heard what Chief Bookem just said and makes a run for it]
[Last lines, series finale; the sun rises over the horizon and the people look on at the fully-rebuilt Cappy Town happily]
MLMayor Len
Cappy Town looks as beautiful as ever.
It was hard work, but we rebuilt it together.
Everything's back to normal.
Except for the castle...[he and King Dedede look at the still-damaged Castle Dedede] It's still a wreck.
And I ain't even got me a way to order me no more monsters.
[holds Dedede's cell phone out] What about this?
[King Dedede turns his cell phone on only to find its monitor all fuzzed out due to the destruction of Nightmare's fortress and the command center that was inside it, and he and Escargoon sigh in sadness. Tiff, Tuff, & Kirby laugh at the two and then look back at Cappy Town]
And so Kirby saved the galaxy and proved himself to be the greatest Star Warrior of all... and life in Dream Land went back to normal. But I suppose that with Kirby around, life will always be an adventure. Isn't that right, Kirby?
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