A character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
Played by Naoki Tatsuta
Kirby: Right Back at Ya! · 920 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!: in 286 of its 920 quotes
Most scenes with: King Dedede (209), Tiff (72), Tuff (53)
That's one dangerous doll. Last night, it stomped me without any warnin'. Kick that thing out!
[Kirby kicks his doll, unknowingly knocking Dedede down as a result]
EscargoonHey, watch it! I just had your hat cleaned.
Hey! Quit strangling me!
EscargoonI'm only tryin' to prevent somethin' terrible from happenin' to ya, Sire!
EscargoonWe're broke. We're right back where we've started, Sire.
I can't afford to buy no more monsters. [cries] But I still got one doll left so's I can get my revenge!
EscargoonI dunno. Playing with dolls can be hazardous to your health.
That don't matter none to me so long as I get that Kirby! [laughs]
What's he doing?
EscargoonMaybe lack of sleep made him crazy.
Now that's embarrassing.
EscargoonHoney, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
You saw it! This whole town's revoltin'!
EscargoonYou said it!
They lookin' to dispossess me and tarnish the reputation of the Dedede Dynasty! Them ungrateful ingrates!
EscargoonAfter all you've done to them!
[growls] I'll stamp out them double-crossers! How can them Cappies Dedede-throne ME?!
EscargoonI didn't know Nightmare Enterprises did catering, too.
Just wait 'til they get a load of the icing on this cake. [both he and Escargoon laugh]
I've been real patient with you, but I want me a monster that can whup Kirby now!
I understand your disappointment, Big D, but I've been sending you top-of-the-line monsters all along.
Well the bottom line is, them lame-o’s was losers!
EscargoonThat's right! His majesty may be a big fat meathead, but how many half-baked freakazoids are you gonna send me?!
[bops Escargoon] I'll do the complainin' here.
Maybe you've been going about stopping Kirby the wrong way. Have you ever thought about-
I ain't interested in thinkin'! I know everything there is to know about catchin' Kirby already.
I was only going to remind your fly-ness about Kirby's secret weapon.
Say what?
EscargoonSecret weapon?
[laughs] I'm referring of course to Kirby's shining star; the Warp Star.
The Warp Star?
EscargoonThat's what that Tiff always calls out.
Yeah. The big ol' thing comes flying to rescue Kirby.
[laughs again] See what a little thing he can do... [Dedede pelts his monitor with an egg, surprising him]
Just kill the dip-strip and get to the point.
As I was about to say, Sire, if Kirby didn't have the Warp Star to come to his rescue, Kirby would be easy to get rid of.
Hey, that's it! If we can stop the Warp Star, we can stop Kirby! Hah!
Good day, Your Majesty.
You most certainly startled us.
You better not be here for Kirby.
Escargoon[laughs] We're not here for the little hog.
We here for the big mouth!
Huh? [The limousine use a grab nabber to nab her]
You can't do that!
Tiff, no!
[Dedede and Escargoon stuff Tiff into their limo and drive away with her, they laughing]
[chases Dedede's limousine alongside Kirby, Fololo & Falala] COME BACK!
HEY!
YOU DIRTY CROOK!!!
How dare he! That blaggard has kidnapped our daughter!
We have to get her back somehow!
[At the dungeon]
Lookie here, girly. You can have yourself all of these sweety cakes and creamy puffs compliments of yo kingly ol' friend Dedede.
EscargoonThat's right, all you gotta do is cooperate. Here, have a cupcake.
I wouldn't touch your cruddy cupcake. Now you'd better untie me and let me go right now. RIGHT NOW!
EscargoonOh, we'll let you go soon enough.
Just say those magic words!
What magic words?
EscargoonThe ones you say whenever that pesky pinky is in a pickle.
Kabu.
Warp Star!
[Both laughing]
Now all you gotta do is say it. And if you don't say it, we gonna keep you tied up not too tight till you do, got it?
Hmph.
EscargoonYeah! Tell us where he's hidin' that Warp Star!
I'm not gotta tell you and you two anything.
[offscreen] Hey, Tiff!
Huh?
Let's go!
What are you doing here?
EscargoonLook, it's the little brother to the rescue. Ain't that nauseating?
Get lost. We tryin' to find out where Kirby's Warp Star's at.
Uh... that's easy. The Warp Star's inside Kabu.
Poyo.
[Dedede, Escargoon, and Tiff all react in shock and Tuff, having realized what he just said, covers his mouth, and then Dedede and Escargoon burst out laughing and then run off to Kabu]
[untying Tiff] Sorry. It just slipped out.
Some secret keeper. [sighs]
Hurry!
Luckily, we don't have to hurry.
[Kirby starts eating the food Dedede and Escargoon had out on the table while interrogating Tiff]
But what if they find it somehow?
Even if Dedede and Escargoon found the Warp Star, it wouldn't do them any good.
Huh?
Because they don't understand the power of the Warp Star like I do.
[Tiff flashes back to the events of Dark and Stormy Knight, where she revealed to Meta Knight that she brought the Warp Star to Kabu to keep it safe and secret, and called upon it to aid Kirby during his fight against Kracko]
I remember all that, too. But I wanna know where you got the idea to hide the Warp Star inside Kabu.
Well that was easy. I remember the first time I saw it.
[Tiff flashes back to when she and Professor Curio first discovered the Warp Star's pedestal inside Kabu]
Look! I've never seen that.
[narrating] It was like it was made for the Warp Star. It had to stay with Kabu.
[flashback ends]
It sure is weird. [about the Warp Star's pedestal] But the Warp Star fits inside it so perfect, especially since Kabu's been around for millions of years.
Of course it's weird. Everything about Kabu is weird.
Alright Kabu, I'm gonna ask ya one last time. Now is you or is you ain't hidin' Kirby's Warp Star? [Kabu doesn't respond]
EscargoonAlright, Mister Frozen Face, now you're gonna get it!
Attack! [the Waddle Dees throw their spears at Kabu, but they simply bounce off him without any effect on him]
Escargoon! I want that freaky tiki in jail!
EscargoonIn jail?
Waddle Doo! Throw Kabu in the dungeon, you hear?
Dungeon?! But Your Majesty, I don't have the Waddle Dee power. Kabu's too big to move!
What?
EscargoonBelieve it or not, he's heavier than you are.
[Then lightning flashes, and the sky begins to darken, meanwhile Tiff and the other were running down the castle’s hallway, with Sir Ebrum and Lady Like running down the opposite direction, and they meet up.]
Tiff!
Thank goodness you’re safe!
[Then in the heavily windy sky, descending a humongous UFO above Faraway, then it prepares its weapon at the bottom of the ship, then it blasts its shot towards the group, and they all scatter except for Kirby, who got knocked back by it’s blast.]
KIRBY!
[The ship fired three more shots at Kirby, and he got knocked back by those too. Then a barrage of shots come from all around, while the Cappies were all watching from Cappy Town, and Dedede and Escargoon drive in their limousine towards the castle.]
EscargoonSire, let’s forget the castle and go for a cappuccino.
Quit your jabber-jawing and drive, ya hear?!
[Meanwhile, Kirby gets chased around the Castle Dedede interiors, where the interiors gradually gets more wrecked by the blasts. Transitions to Dedede and Escargoon watching from their monitor in the throne room.]
You wreckin’ my castle! What’s going on?
EscargoonTell that flying saucer to hit the road!
Don’t get excited, gents, it’s a part of the plan! You finally got something to solve your Kirby problem!
Huh?
Meet “Destrayah!”
Destrayah? What’s that?
EscargoonThought you could bamboozle us, huh?!
I ain’t paying one red nickel for that intergalactical trash heap!
[laughs] No worries, big guy! You see Destrayah’s not a monster, per se, so you won’t be charged.
I won’t, huh? Then I say bring it on! [laughs]
EscargoonI wouldn’t be so quick to laugh, sire, this cruddy castle’s crumbling...
[laughing] The Wimp Star's high-tailin' it home to Kabu.
Home to Kabu? What do you mean?
EscargoonKabu's been hidin' the Warp Star. Get with the program, pal!
Them pals thought they was pretty clever.
This isn't good, D. Better cancel that Kirby farewell party. I'm afraid that Warp Star's gonna be back in tip top shape in no time.
[In horror] Huh?
Kabu's sort of a hospital for Warp Stars and wounded Star Warriors... Like a big recovery room.
RECOVERY?!?!?!
Escargoon[after watching the Formula Star Rider's defeat] I'd say that guy's a formula for disaster.
I ain't worried none. We still got three more left here. [laughing] Kirby just got lucky that time, that's all.
Hey, what's he slurpin' up all that water for?
EscargoonMaybe he ate somethin' salty.
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