King Dedede quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Escargoon

Freeze!

There's no escape.

Leave Kirby alone!

You two wimps think you can stop me?

At least we can protect the Kirbys.

You look familiar. Yes, I remember. You're Fofa! Yes. I'm sure of it. You're Fofa.

Fofa?

Who's that?

Fofa! Fofa! Fofa!

Fofa was your name before I split you in two.

Huh?

[starts flashback and narrates] That was some time ago.

Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again.

Nightmare

Sell him Fofa. Better yet: chop it and charge him double. [laughs]

Brilliant idea, eNeMeE.

No! Let me go, you creep! I don't wanna be sent to hurt anybody!

All you can do is float in the air, you useless little clown. We're splitting you in two.

In two?! No please, you can't!

King Dedede

These puny two ain't monsters.

Escargoon

Yeah, two-for-one sales are always a ripoff.

King Dedede

[growls and throws Fololo and Falala down to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like] Y'all look after these here scrawny rejects 'cause I don't want 'em.

Sir Ebrum

Ah, but Your Majesty...

Lady Like

We already have a brand new mouth to feed.

King Dedede

Then ye're lucky these two ain't got no mouths! [laughs]

So that's where we came from...

We used to be one, and now we're two. [flashback ends]

This was the very moon rod used to split you in two.

We're really Fofa.

Fofa. I like that name. [laughs] We finally know where we came from!

Right! We're not just Fololo and Falala.

We're closer than that.

We're really Fofa!

[as King Dedede gets up] I guess that's why we get along so well. Right, Falala?

Right, Fololo!

King Dedede

Hmph.

[as she and Tuff look on] Tuff, look.

I wonder what that sun rod does.

That must be the one that puts them back together.

You two will never be one again.

Yes, we will.

We'll show you!

Okay, it's your turn.

Right.

Do it, Tiff!

Get ready!

King Dedede

Oh, Slice n' Splice didn't make the cut.

Escargoon

Well that fortune teller warned ya, Sire, and I quote, "When you try makin' trouble, your trouble will double."

King Dedede

[tightly hugs Escargoon in dismay and cries loudly]

It's too late to use it now. The sun rod bit the dust.

I'm really sorry that we couldn't put you two back together again.

That's okay. We may have two bodies...

But we've got one heart. [he and Falala laugh and hug each other]

Kirby

Fofa! [puffs up and flies for a short bit]

Kirby, say "thank you!" If it wasn't for Fololo and Falala, you'd still be two Kirbys.

Kirby

[puffs out and lets out a confused Poyo]

He doesn't get it.

Kirby

Fofa!

[giggles alongside Falala] I'm not Fofa. I'm Fololo.

And I'm Falala.

Fololo and Falala!

Kirby

Fololo. Falala.

Lunatics! This is a road, not a bumper car track!

Escargoon

It's your fault. I guess you must've skipped the Driver's Ed class where they teach you the King's always got the right of way.

King Dedede

Just ask the DDDMV!

Escargoon

Leave us alone, don't pollinate something!

King Dedede

Don't you dare sting yo king!

Escargoon

[shaking] Sire, please, I wouldn't taste very good! I'M BITTERRRRRRR!!

King Dedede

If that Shiitake guy's coming here tonight, I'm gonna serve him up a plate of sizzlin' snail.

King Dedede

What better way to honor your King than to let him sauté you?

Escargoon

[whimpers] I never thought I'd go like this...

King Dedede

What's that thing he's got?

Escargoon

I don't know what he's got, but I've got whiplash.

King Dedede

That's one of them computer canines! I want one of 'em, too. Where'd he get that?

Escargoon

I don't know. Probably from that toy shop in Cappy Town.

King Dedede

Now what do I look like, some little nitwit?

I wouldn't say little. Definitely not.

King Dedede

Uhh... maybe it was just a pigment of your imagination.

But, I saw it, too. I heard footsteps, like somebody was following me.

I bet it's one of those monsters.

Sir Ebrum

Is this another plot against Kirby?

King Dedede

I ain't plottin' against nobody! And there ain't no ghost 'cause there can't be no such a thing!

Lady Like

But then what was it that flew in my window?

Sir Ebrum

Why were those bottles floating?!

There's a ghost here!

King Dedede

NUAAAAAAGGGHHHH THE GHOST IS AFTER ME! AND I GOTTA DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT GETS MEEEEEEEAHAHAHA!!!!

Kiiing Dedede.

King Dedede

Huh? Kirby? Fololo? Falala? Who's that over there?

Pay what you owwwweeeee...

Escargoon

What's this all about?

Overdue bills. King Dedede owed us big time and this was the only way we could collect. Ta ta! [signs off]

Wow, Escargoon. Looks like your plan cost him a lot of money.

Escargoon

He deserved it! Life ain't a free ride, kid. You gotta pay for everythin'.

King Dedede

That's right, Escargoon. And now you gonna pay big time! [runs after Escargoon with his hammer, scaring the others while Kirby happily dodges]

Escargoon

Take it easy on those turns.

King Dedede

Just hang on to my throne.

Escargoon

I'll hang on to the throne, Sire. It's my lunch I'm worried about.

King Dedede

I'm their number one customer, and they ought to acknowledge that once in a while.

Escargoon

Well, maybe they would if you pay the bill every once in a while.

King Dedede

Pillows? What're they for?

Haven't you ever used one? They're for sleeping.

Escargoon

This plant plan's startin' to grow on me.

King Dedede

Yeah, that Pukey Flower's one bad blossom! It pops up little Noddy berries, the critters gobble them up, and the owners can't wake 'em. [laughs]

Escargoon

They think a whiff of the Pukey will wake them up, but then the Pukey eats them up!

King Dedede

And now it's time for Kirby.

Escargoon

Lunch time. [the two burst into laughter]