Kim Possible Season 4 quotes

Monique

You know Ron, if you had a job, then you'd have--

Impossible hours?

Monique

No-

Mean bosses?

Monique

No!

On the job injuries?

Monique

NO!!! MONEY! You'd have mad money!

[Pauses] Oh, that reminds me - Kim, can I borrow 5 bucks?

Martin Smarty

I like to reward people who save my life.

And I like to be rewarded... you hear that, KP? A reward! He-he-he!

Martin Smarty

How about a job?

Maybe we have different thoughts on that word "reward"...

Frugal Lucre

[to Drakken] Oh! Oh! Or we could put state-of-the-art robotic technology in kiddie meals all over the world! Can you hear me okay through that pillow?

[first lines in the season; dressed in radiation suits] You didn't open the dryer, did you? Our experiment... you ruined it!

[as Mrs. Possible goes to pick up the cheerleader outfit] I wouldn't do that.

[holds up a pair of tongs] Not without these!

Which way to homeroom?

Homeroom? What do you mean, homeroom?

That room you go to before you go to your other classes?

You'd think a senior would know the basics?

Try middle school... about four miles... [Points to his left] That way.

We're not in middle school anymore.

We've been skipped ahead!

We're freshmen!

We're here!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

There is no way you two are freshmen! [breaks conversation to wave at someone] Hey Amanda, see you in science. [returns] It must be a mistake... and I'm going to get to the bottom of it!

Miss Guide is our S.K.I.P. Counselor!

And S.K.I.P. is...?

"Superior Knowledge & Intelligence Placement." A pilot program. Your brothers tested at high school level, so they're being enrolled as freshmen. I will be observing the transition!

So this is really happening?

[with an exaggerated smile] Exciting, isn't it?

[through an exaggerated happy face] Oh, I can't begin to describe my feelings!

I get showed up on every mission we go on, you don't hear me whining!

I could whine more... A lot more!

Barkin

Listen up, cafeterians. In compliance with district guidelines, we have been ordered to divulge to you the contents of mystery meat.

Mystery Meat: from the slaughterhouse to your house...

I knew there were snouts!

Camille

There are plenty of suspects: One, Star Lette: her last three movies tanked. Two, The Holston Twins: they fell to number 3 on the "World's Richest Kids" list. Three, M.C. Honey: things must be bad, I hear she flew commercial.

Thanks for the ride, Mr. Sinclair.

It's the least I could do after you tutored my Kenny with calculus.

Derivates of inverse functions, so not the drama.

Huh?! Can you not?

You can use "hicka bicka boo"!

Why would I?

So you could be cool.

I am cool!

[about Jim & Tim] They're old enough to be in high school but not old enough to stay home by themselves?

Not without vaporizing the garage.

I'm sorry you must be this [holds her hand high above their heads] tall to ride.

[repeated line] Height limit.