Kim Possible Season 4 quotes

I have been foiled by a man in a dress?

Dementor

IT'S A HOUSE COAT!!!

The first rule of chess club is: you do not talk about chess club.

Wait, wait, it's not what you think!

Oh, so you're NOT a cheater, a liar and a thief?!

Okay, it IS what you think...

Dementor

All your battle-suit now belong to me!

So you weren't gonna...

Trade up my BF? Ron I don't care about dating a jock, I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.

Bonnie

Gee, Kim, is that your boyfriend out there running like a sick chicken?

(proudly) Yeah, that's my guy.

You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.

Yeah. Who knew my mad running-away skills would have real-world applications?

Are you a Syntho-Drone, KP? Be honest, I can take it!

Ron! You had a nightmare! Goodnight.

Wait! Before that part where you melted, we were at the dance and-

We kissed.

Yeah! Did you have the same dream?

No. That part really happened, Ron.

Heh, yeah.

Yeah, but it won't happen again if you keep calling me in the middle of the night! [hangs up the phone]

[lying back on his pillow with a big grin] Man, love is complicated.

Just getting started.

Dementor

Hold on! Time out! You have a battle-suit!? When did you this suit with the power?

It's relatively new.

And indestructible. So if you wanna just give up now...?

Dementor

Ha! You help your so-called boyfriend while I help myself to escape!

Wait, wait, it's not what you think!

Oh, so you're not a cheater, a liar and a thief!?

Okay, it is what you think. But Kim, I had to do it! I couldn't risk losing you!

What are you talking about? You weren't going to lose me!

Kim, I heard you talking to Monique. You agreed with Bonnie about dating jocks. You said that trading up was the only option.

What!? Uh, Ron, I was talking about Monique's cellphone.

Oh! She's got that new one like Bonnie's. That's a nice phone.

Uh-huh!

So you weren't gonna...?

Trade up my BF? Ron, I don't care about dating a jock. I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.

[uncontrollably grabs Kim and starts swinging her around] I'm sorry, Kim. I never meant to hurt you

Dementor

Not yet! [pushes the lever, causing Ron to throw Kim into the soda machine]

No, no! It's not me! It's your battlesuit! Oh, KP, our first fight!

Ron, this is ludicrous!

I know! You'd think a swank joint like this could spring for a real box of crayons! Oh, and watch your vocab, Kim, "ludicrous" is kind of a grownup word. Remember, you're 12, so maybe "doofy" or "stupido"?

Monique

If the stuff in that coupon book was worth anything, they wouldn't be giving it away.

I won't dignify that with a response!

Monique

Cause you don't have one.

Well duh! Why else do you pull that line?

Shego

Not to seem ungrateful, Junior, but why *did* you break me out of prison?

Junior

Well, my father's birthday is coming up and...

Shego

Hold it right there, slick. I don't do cakes, okay? I don't bake 'em, and I don't jump out of 'em!

Junior

There did not seem to be this many cars on the map.

Shego

Jus-just stop the car! I'll get the book.

Junior

But I thought we'd steal it perfectly together?

Shego

Yes I'll steal it... perfectly, and you'll find a space... perfectly.

Junior

Perfect!