I don't get it. If you're such an evil genius, shouldn't you invent your own stuff? I mean, what's with the stealing?
It's called outsourcing, Shego!
S3 E2Emotion Sickness
KKim
Stealing again, Drakken?
RRon
Whatever happened to inventing your own stuff?
It's called outsour... Oh, just get on with it.
Who am I kidding? I've never fit into a size six.
Brrrr. Cold weather: perfect for cuddling. Latte?
I like latte, but as to the cuddling... Pasadena.
Why?
Because... uh... because you're freaking me out, that's why!
RRon
Dating could be good, ya know, the date thing... But what if it tanks? It could totally wreck our friendship! No. No! I can't let that happen! Only one thing to do: break up with Kim! Thanks, man. You've been a big help.
Stoppable, how did you get in my house?!
I was thinking it's time for some evil.
Evil, you say? You mean "take over the world" type evil or "Drakken goes ouch" evil?
We're just tickled pink about you and Kimmy.
RRon
We are?
But not too pink. Time to have a fam-to-Ron talk.
RRon
It is?
We want Kim to be happy.
RRon
We do?
If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.
RRon
H-how deep?
Black hole deep, Ronald.
RRon
Uh... great...
Find your own hiding place.
RRon
Oh, right. Like you called dibs.
Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!
RRon
Well, I'm calling double dibs.
Agh. Fine. You've won this round with your superior dib calling. But that won't save us from them! [Kim and Shego]
RRon
So that whole crush thing was all the Moodulator?
KKim
Not everything. There's still fireworks.
RRon
You think so?
KKim
[points to fireworks above them]
(in a fetal position) Um, did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? Because I'm scared. (sucks his thumb)
KKim
Ron, you got some splainin' to do!
[Kim finally caught up with Ron at her locker]
KKim
Now, about that favor...
RRon
[nervously tries to walk away] Look, Kim, I...
KKim
You see, tonight's the big Middleton days festival, and I don't have a date. [stops Ron from leaving]
RRon
Date? You wanna go to the festival as my date?
KKim
Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
RRon
Wait, but, I...
[Ron is interrupted, when Kim begins to kiss him. After a brief confusion, Ron gives in and kisses her back]
[appears on the screen] Hey guys, I...
[Wade is shocked, when he sees Kim and Ron kissing. He spits his soda and falls from his chair. The kiss ends, and Ron falls slowly to the floor, extremely happy.]
Um, bad time to call?
KKim
[giggles] Guess what the sitch is, Wade? [lifts Ron back up]
I'm, um... Just wanted to let you know I've got a link to the communicator and... Were you guys just smacking lips?
KKim
Great, Wade.
RRon
Whatever you say.
KKim
I'm gonna get ready for tonight. [gives Ron a cat growl as she leaves]
What's going on? [Ron closes the locker on Wade] This isn't normal! Hello!?
KKim
[in a rage] Nobody dumps Kim Possible!
RRon
Breaking up is so not easy!
[Ron runs off with Kim furiously giving chase]
A scorned woman! Ha ha! The perfect weapon!
BDr. Bortel
If she is wearing Moodulator number 1, then, where is the second one?
[realizing what Bortel means] The second one? Uh-oh!
[with a fury] DRAKKEN!
[Shego attacks Drakken with her energy blasts. Drakken runs away screaming]
S3 E3Bonding
What's the matter, K? Too rough out there for you?
KKim
Maybe, Bonnie, if you caught me like you were supposed to...
Was I? I thought you liked flying and falling all over the place!
KKim
What exactly is your problem with me?
Oh, it's always about YOU, isn't it, Kim?
KKim
Today's not your lucky-
[Ron falls on her, allowing Dementor to seize the electronic device.]
Correction, today I feel very lucky. So long, farewell, auf wiederschen, GOODBYE!
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