(mockingly to Drakken after Kim busts their hideout) "We'll build a frozen fortress, she'll never find us there!"
S2The Truth Hurts
WWong
(to Drakken) You make no sense to me.
(sardonically) Welcome to my life.
RRon
My worst nightmare is the one where I'm at school, with only my underwear on.
KKim
Ron, you've actually done that.
S2 E1Naked Genius
So if Rufus is the genius, then how is Ron gonna build Draken a doomsday device?
KKim
He's not.
Kim Possible? Lt. Franklin.
KKim
What's the sitch?
At 0800 hours someone broke into the main lab and locked us out.
It appears the intended target is Project Phoebus.
KKim
Which is...?
A top secret government experiment.
KKim
Which does...?
Project Phoebus is a level five security classification.
KKim
Which means...?
Look, it means I don't know what the darn thing does! None of us do.
RRon
You're joking, right?
Is this the face of a joker, son?
RRon
Yea, not so much.
And now, Shego, I shall use my newly acquired brilliance to begin the design of my doomsday device. [starts drawing] Yes! I can feel my brilliance blossoming. It's as if my hand is but a humble servant to the power of my advanced mind. [shows Shego the picture. It turns out that the picture is of a house.] So what do you think?
Erm, nothing personal but it doesn't exactly scream doomsday or brilliance.
Nonsense! It must be so advanced that your own puny intellect cannot grasp it. [makes another drawing, then shows it to Shego.] Here! Take a look at this one!
A puppy and a horsy. Cute.
Is it ready yet, boy?!
RRon
Er, it may be in another two or three... or 16 weeks. Say, now might be a great time to take that super freak singles cruise you've been thinking about?
[breaks down door] That doomsday device better work. Otherwise, you'll be swimming with the fish! [to Shego] Fish, right? Or is it fishes?
Fish or fishes.
Which is it?
Both are correct plural forms of singular word, "fish".
You're very smug, right now, aren't you?
A little bit.
S2 E2Grudge Match
KKim
Ron, I'm gonna say something to you I've never said before.
RRon
What?
KKim
You're thinking too much!
S2 E3Two to Tutor
Shego [watching Junior run the obstacle course] Pretty good time... for a wounded tortoise.
Hey Junior, I thought we could work on our evil laughs together?
Father, can you not see I am a wounded porpoise?
Yeah, I said "tortoise." With a "t." Tuh. Tuh. Tortoise!
See, Father, how mixed up you make me!
RRon
You know, for someone who can disarm a doomsday device, you seem to have major mixer issues.
KKim
Ron, this machine hates me!
KKim
(trying to use the electric mixer) I feel ridiculous!
RRon
That, Kim... is why you fail.
KKim
Too bad about your restaurant.
RRon
Well, when the health inspector saw a live rodent, you know, serving the food... the die was cast.
Sorry.
S2 E5Car Trouble
RRon
Is using a calculator in algebra cheating?
KKim
I don't use a calculator.
RRon
Okay. Well, is cutting and pasting stuff from the internet and calling it a term paper cheating?
KKim
You are kidding, right?
RRon
What?
KKim
I can pass this thing on my own. I know I can.
You think your car's all that, but it's not!
[After Drakken has been messed up by the advanced home appliances]
What happened?
You know, for someone who is supposedly a mad genius I'm not seeing much of the genius.
Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad.
[sarcastically] Ooh, scary man!
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