Kim Possible Season 1 quotes

Rufus, this is a precision instrument, incredibly complex. Better mess with everything.

[over loudspeaker at Bueno Nacho] Fifty-eight, your order's great! Fifty-nine, looking fine! Sixty, um... your food's ready.

Ron. We might have a lead on Drakken. (weighing them in her hand) Drakken... nachos? I'm gonna have to go with Drakken.

Well, that kind of 'tude is narrowing the race for "employee of the month."

...Mom, do you have me on speaker?

Sorry, honey - I've got both hands in a fifty-two-year-old male's temporal lobe.

Drakken

[to Kim] You see?! Any second now, I will strike swiftly, and without mercy...!

Shego

...Er...actually, make it more like...half hour?

Drakken

Fine, whatever.

Drakken

Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.

Ron, get to the laser drill. I'll take care of Shego.

Great plan...! What exactly is the plan, again?

[Rufus picks up dog biscuit] Don't eat it, Rufus! It could be - hmm. Mmm. Bacony.

What're you eating?

Taco meets Nacho. I call it: 'The Naco.'

...I call it gross beyond reason.

I belong... I belong to Bueno Nacho! Yo amo esto lugar! ("I love this place!")

Rufus

Si! ("Yes!")

Ned

Your bilingual wiles will hold no sway with me, Miss Possible. I am management.

Ned

Well, well, well! Looks like you've got a choice to make, Stoppable! What's more important - Your sacred duty as assistant manager, or your pathetic role as goofy sidekick?

Well that's no choice at all. I guess it's time to say... Buenos noches, Bueno Nacho. [Good night, Bueno Nacho]

Guess that wasn't much of a plan.

Not as great as your Bueno Nacho bathroom-break-chart.

I gooned on assitant manager power. You were right.

I did resent your superior burrito technique. You're entitled to excel. Forgive me?

Duh! Forgive me?

Totally.

Drakken

Aw, that's so sweet. Friends again. Just in time to be fried in magma.

Remind me again why I rushed over.

Drakken

[To a henchman] CAN'T YOU DRILL ANY FASTER?ǃ I'd have built an entire army of evil robots in the time it's taken YOU to penetrate the Earth's crust!

What's wrong, KP? You won.

I'm very happy. Really.

You don't sound happy.

Okay. I know this is beyond shallow but, I saved the world and I'm no closer of owning that Club Banana jacket!

Maybe, [hands Kim a Club Banana box] maybe not.

Ron!

Oh, it's no big deal. My Naco bonus was way bueno.

You are too sweet! I love it! [hugs Ron] Thanks. [Ned arrives wearing the same jacket] Ned?

Dude, what are you wearing?

Ned

Somebody left this picture over the cheese machine, and I just had to have it. Viva me!

Exchange it?

Oh yeah!