Ronald? I should have told you what you learn when you spend your whole life calculating hazards?
RRon
What?
Some things are worth the risk.
S4 E11Odds Man In
RRon
I'm telling you, Kim. Actuarilly speaking, you should've been toast in tenth grade.
KKim
Yet, here I am.
RRon
Oh, would you mind moving over a lane? We're 8 percent less likely to get into a bone-mangling accident.
KKim
And you are fifty percent more likely not to tick off your girlfriend, if you are hundred percent less annoying.
RRon
Well, that doesn't make any sense. Where did you get your numbers? [Kim grunts] Look, KP. I just wanna keep you safe. Because if you got hurt... It's too big a loss to compute.
KKim
[so happy she's close to tears] That's the most weirdly romantic thing you've ever said to me!
S4 E12Stop Team Go
Jim, Tim, scoot over and make some room for your sister's arch foe.
Mmmmmm! That's good cocoa-moo!
EElectronique
How did the four of you ever manage to get anything done?
HMHego/Mego/Wego
Shego.
She had a way of keeping things focused. When she left, the team sort of... fell apart.
[notices Ron was hit by personality reverser] What happened to him?
I think he's evil now.
Oh. How bad can that be?
You'd be... surprised.
EREvil Ron
[to Electronique] You're going about this all wrong; You're acting like an evil poser!
EElectronique
You want to see my power?!
[charges up and fires multiple times. Ron avoids beams and steals personality reverser]
EREvil Ron
Ooooohhh, someone's a little touchy! You couldn't even figure out that the first person you should have used this on... [aims personality reverser] ...was Kim Possible!
S4 E13Cap'n Drakken
KKim
Are you going to complain the entire time, Bonnie?
Somebody has to!
Dost thou take me for a cock's comb, lad?
RRon
Uh, I'm... not... sure?
RRon
Oooh no, I'm not gonna be caught wearing a dress... you know, again.
I wear many hats... some of which are bonnets...
You think you're all that lass, but nay, 'tis not so!
To the escape craft! (pirate voice) And save my booty!
If I had a doubloon for every time I've done that...
(to Monique and Bonnie) All hands aboard!
He's not talking to us is he?
(cut to Bonnie and Monique on the deck of Barkin's ship)
Yeah, I think he was talking to us.
(Kim, her friends, Franklin Barkin and Bonnie defeat Drakken)
KKim
I sense a change in the wind.
'Franklin Barkin: Booyah! (everyone looks at him weird) Ye know what I mean.
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