TV show quotes
[Ron has to find a "hero" to write about, and has to rule out Kim, or her parents.]
You know, I'm not the only one of us with parents.
Mom swore off school projects after the paper-machete incident.
Don't you mean, "paper mache"?
I wish I did, Kim. I wish I did.
[In the Go Tower, Hego receives an emergency call from the Mayor.]
(lisping) Lookth like we've got uth a sithuation, Hego! Your old numerical nemethith ith thcaring the thpit out of the thitithens of Go Thity!
You don't mean...?
Yeth, Hego... the Mathter!
The Mathter?
Ron, don't make fun! He means "The Master."
No, he means "The Mathter."
That's what I thaid, ithn't it? The Mathter!
Time to subtract you from this equation.
Let me throw some numbers at you.
Uh-oh!
"Uh-oh" good or "uh-oh" bad?
When is "uh-oh" ever good?
I don't know, maybe THIS TIME?
[Ron has to go to school inside an "anti-matter" ball.]
Oh, yeah! This is how I roll!
Um, okay, maybe the whole trying-to-act-cool thing isn't your best option right now.
Look, KP, you wanted me to make the best of things, didn't you?
[They both freeze when they catch sight of Bonnie. She walks up to them.]
...No. It's too easy.
[after spending a day at school as "Anti-Matter Boy"]
Most Humiliating Day of my Life? A-ding-ding-ding! We have a new winner!
What about the time you parachuted into the U.N. without your pants?
Not even close. The "I'm all about comfort" excuse brought the Security Council dress code into the 21st century.
See? There's an upside to everything. [Kimmunicator beeps] We need an upside, Wade!
Time to crunch your numbers.
[to the Mathter] Okay, one more lame-o math reference, and I am going to LOSE IT!
And what kind of hero are you?
I'm no hero. I'm Actuary of the Year.
[seeing the math fight between Mr. Stoppable and The Mathter] Okay, did you have any idea your father had it in him?
No, but who knew we'd be fighting a crazed math villain?
Yep, so convenient.
[watching the battle between the Mathter and Mr. Stoppable]
See? They should totally teach this way in Trig!
Totally.
[defeated by Mr. Stoppable] How were you ever able to calculate my every move?
It was easy. I did the math.
[When he is freed from the anti-matter ball, Ron and Kim hug.]
Oh yeah, that's nice.
I was starting to think I was never going to do that again.
[Last lines]
Interesting report you turned in there, Stoppable. Your dad, a.k.a "Hero", is a member of the Middleton Search and Rescue?
Yep.
He also volunteers at the local fire department!
Affirmative.
And while in the confines of a certain "infinity dome" he can convert pure mathematical thought into blasts of energy that fire out of his skull?!
[Nervously] Yeah, it's an actuary thing.
I see... YOUR DAD ROCKS! A+!
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