“All The News” quotes from Kim Possible

What a story! Adrena Lynn is a real hero.

Ron, she stole that blimp.

This is art, KP. Sacrifices must be made.

(notices the Adrena Lynn dummy that Kim saved) Oh, no, it can't be! It was just a dummy. She didn't even fall.

Ron, get over it, already.

Sorry, KP, but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just get over.

And this from a wrestling fan?

I don't get the connection.

Wade

Looks like Pop-Pop Porter got so much publicity; he's not pressing charges for the blimp theft.

She's getting away with it?

Wade

Well, I was able to highlight the key areas on that photo file.

She calls herself extreme. The big fake!

Imagine that. Lying to the public just to build up your own reputation.

Disgusting! (pauses) Well, Adrena Lynn might get a pass from Pop-Pop, but Ron Stoppable smells a story.

And, in our top story, Ron Stoppable of the Middleton High newspaper reports that extreme teen Adrena Lynn is an extreme fake.

(shows a newspaper) I'm in the paper, too. I'm national, baby!

(reads from the newspaper) "Ace reporter Ron Stoppable, heralded for breaking the story of TV fake. Adrena Lynn's ratings plummet faster than her fake fall." Can this get any more annoying?

You were doing what?!

Bungee jumping out of a blimp, like Adrena Lynn.

Only we didn't have a blimp, so we used the roof.

And we didn't have a bungee cord, so we used yarn.

That Adrena Lynn is a menace!

(angrily) She didn't really bungee jump out of a blimp. Don't you boys watch the news?

No. The only show we watch is Adrena Lynn.

Brick, wait! We need to talk.

Brick

Did you just say "we need to talk"? (Kim nods) That's exactly what Amelia said last year when she dumped me. I mean, when we, you know, broke up.

Well, you can't really call it breaking up if we haven't even...

Brick

I was a wreck. I totally blew it in the big game against East Side. So, what did you wanna talk to me about?

Just that... I can't wait for Friday either.

Brick

Cool. (walks off)

I am so toast.

Darn TV!

You have to make it work. What good having a broken leg if you can't watch TV all day?

Maybe this is a good thing. We can have quality family time.

(desperate) Dad, please!

You're rocket scientist. Can't you do something?

Well, I could put it in geosynchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help.

Adrena Lynn

(about Kim) She is so toast! Roll the camera!

Hello, Lynn, we've been cancelled!

Adrena Lynn

We're not cancelled until I say we're cancelled! (Cameraman starts to film as she talks) A lonely highway, a desperate mission. Tonight I will pull my greatest stunt yet! Revenge against Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable! (the camera man cuts the camera) How's that for a teaser?

Good. It'd be better if we had an audience.

Adrena Lynn

Oh, we will.

Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend called while you were out.

He's not my boyfriend!

That's not what Ron said on the Ron Report. (Kim sighs) Is something wrong, honey?

(pause) You have our undivided attention. (pause) The TV's broken.

Ron made up a story about me liking the quarterback, and now I'm stuck dating him or we'll lose the big game. Meanwhile, there's a worldwide satellite crisis.

Kimmie, you have to be honest with Brick. If the football team loses, it's not your fault. (pause) I can't help you with the satellite thing.

(pointing to the TV) Uh, I don't think you have to worry about dating Brick tonight.

Brick

(on TV) Hey, I thought you said Kim wanted to meet me here.

Adrena Lynn

Oh, she'll be here.

Adrena Lynn!

Huh, I thought she was cancelled. (switches through all the channels, but all of them show Adrena Lynn)

Well, I think we know who's jamming the satellite transmissions. (takes up the Kimmunicator) Wade?

Adrena Lynn

Tonight, Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible versus me in extreme combat! And, to raise the takes, I have Kim's boyfriend.

(angrily) He is not my boyfriend! (everyone looks at her, and she sighs) Don't worry, I'm going. (leaves)

Kim, the only thing down this road is the old Middleton Fairgrounds.

That, and Adrena Lynn.

That place is haunted. Plus, I lost ten bucks trying to win a stuffed hippo.

Too bad, Ron. If it weren't for you and your stories, we wouldn't be here!

Adrena Lynn

High school quarterback, Brick Flagg, takes the ride of his life! And only one person can save him! His beloved girlfriend, Kim Possible!

And me.

Drop the dramatics, Adrena Lynn. This isn't a game!

Adrena Lynn

Exactly! It's real, it's extreme, and it's freaky!

Adrena Lynn, you can not do this!

Adrena Lynn

And why not?

I'm the one responsible for you've been cancelled. I called you a fake.

Brick

What?

I guess takes one to know one. I made up that stuff about Kim liking Brick just to sell my story.

Brick

Oh, harsh!

It worked, kind of, but the thing is that if the fake part about you is what people like, what good is that?

Adrena Lynn

You're right.

From now on I'm keeping it real.

Adrena Lynn

Me, too. Starting with my very real defeat of Kim Possible! (she laughs manically)

Okay, that didn't work.

Let's see. (imitating Adrena Lynn's voice) What will I do next? (takes Adrena Lynn, and flies high up with her using a jetpack)

Adrena Lynn

I do extreme stunts for a living. You think I'm afraid of heights?

You fake extreme stunts. Let the world see how brave you are when there's real danger. (flies wildly) Not so extreme after all now, are you? Are you?!

Adrena Lynn

(terrified) No.

(watching it on television) Now she tells us!